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Parasite

2013-01-16T16:09:40-08:00

Author: Canadian Erect Mountie
Life
English, Rated: T
Horror/Angst
Chapters: 10, Words: 1,560, Reviews: 2, In-Progress

My emo-ish poetry, with a dark sense of humor. I'm rather self-conscious of posting this as it's very personal, and dark and depressing. I hope you can relate for once you go in there is no escape.

The Frozen Rose

2013-01-16T16:07:30-08:00

Author: Canadian Erect Mountie
Humor
English, Rated: T
Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 383, Reviews: 0, Complete

One chapter. A small rose is pleased its thorns are so sharp just before the ice age starts and now it dies. Haha, that's pretty much the story right there T for death themes, and one swear. Am I the only one who will find this funny? Just look at my user name. It's bound to amuse you.

Mellow

2013-01-16T15:16:35-08:00

Author: Canadian Erect Mountie
School
English, Rated: K
Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 90, Reviews: 0, Complete

ANOTHER poem for school, this time about playing my clarinet...

The Art of Art

2013-01-16T15:14:52-08:00

Author: Canadian Erect Mountie
School
English, Rated: K
Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 110, Reviews: 0, Complete

Another little poem I had to write for school about drawing stuff...contains the required poetic devices, not that crud with an unfinished sentence.

To Read a good book

2013-01-16T15:12:56-08:00

Author: Canadian Erect Mountie
School
English, Rated: K
Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 113, Reviews: 0, Complete

Just a little poem I needed to write for school, about reading. XP Contains rhyme and alliteration and couplets and blah blah blah.

Crumble

2013-01-16T15:11:05-08:00

Author: Canadian Erect Mountie
Life
English, Rated: T
Hurt/Comfort/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 142, Reviews: 0, Complete

Just the calm before the storm, of course. We should stay together until it starts, ok?

Let it Snow

2012-12-24T17:44:04-08:00

Author: Canadian Erect Mountie
Nature
English, Rated: T
Tragedy/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 273, Reviews: 2, Complete

They lay frozen forever, a beautiful sculpture, petrified. A hauntingly beautiful sight indeed.

The Big Blue Ceiling

2012-12-23T17:30:24-08:00

Author: Canadian Erect Mountie
Fantasy
English, Rated: K+
Fantasy/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 846, Reviews: 0, Complete

Short story contest. A young boy is released from the dungeon for the very first time in his life. Having never learned anything- his own name, how to speak, what the heck this big blue ceiling is, it;s very confusing for him when he reaches the Castle. A young girl his age approaches him and when she speaks her name he suddenly knows who he is. One chapter. Enjoy.

Sister

2012-12-18T17:17:39-08:00

Author: Canadian Erect Mountie
Family
English, Rated: K
Humor/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 66, Reviews: 1, Complete

At least we haven't gotten the nerve to hit each other. Hard. Yet.

Hallelujah

2012-12-18T17:04:09-08:00

Author: Canadian Erect Mountie
Life
English, Rated: K+
Tragedy/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 187, Reviews: 1, Complete

A poem dedicated to the victims and the families of the victims during the Massacre. To be read to the tune of Hallelujah. Rest in peace, dear ones.

Strange Tales from the House of Jones

2012-11-05T12:27:59-08:00

Author: Canadian Erect Mountie
Humor
English, Rated: T
Humor/Family
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,161, Reviews: 1, In-Progress

Mr. Jebediah Jones has 40 children he adopted, all of various ages, ethnicity, color, shape, size, etc. And they have the strangest names. However, these children are very unique. Whether it's fighting over who gets the last slice of pie, who has the best fashion sense, or who's cutest, the Jones are bound to be a riot. Was it mentioned they all share the same birthday?

Spasiba, Comrade

2012-10-27T17:43:23-08:00

Author: Canadian Erect Mountie
Young Adult
English, Rated: T
Romance/Drama
Chapters: 7, Words: 5,674, Reviews: 0, In-Progress

Armin wasn't sure he was hearing right. Isobel was adopted? He did always wonder how two gay fathers managed to have a child and suddenly felt really stupid. But that wasn't the problem at hand- Isobel was kidnapped, and just because she was Russian. Damn commies and their racism. He glanced at the wall. He could go for a coffee about now, and wondered of she felt the same. Stupid.

Upon the yonder Yorkshire hill

2012-09-15T15:44:55-08:00

Author: Canadian Erect Mountie
Love
English, Rated: K+
Romance/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 322, Reviews: 0, Complete

Mention of suicide and unrequited love. Takes place in medieval France- think "Les Miserables."

To Gape

2012-09-15T13:17:39-08:00

Author: Canadian Erect Mountie
Love
English, Rated: T
Angst/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 277, Reviews: 0, Complete

The ache was too great, I went to the hill, By the memories we made, And of myself, to kill. A girls' boyfriend commits suicide and she can't take it anymore.

Adam and Steve

2012-09-15T13:04:41-08:00

Author: Canadian Erect Mountie
Love
English, Rated: K+
Romance/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 249, Reviews: 1, Complete

A poem supporting gay rights. Is it not God's wish For a man to be happy? And love not to be missed, no mood to be crappy. Jesus himself Said not a word Against all this love Between men, absurd.

Loop de Loop

2012-09-15T12:55:39-08:00

Author: Canadian Erect Mountie
Life
English, Rated: K
Humor/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 284, Reviews: 0, Complete

Loopy Lue was very smart, except when it came to food, he said to the dog, "I do my part, in a circle in which we intrude." A dog ponders the circle of life as explained poorly by a cat.