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Zombie's Diary

2012-10-26T19:27:35-08:00

Author: Mr. Noklevername
Humor
English, Rated: T
Humor/Parody
Chapters: 3, Words: 419, Reviews: 6, In-Progress

My name is Joe. I am a zombie. And this is my diary. As the name implies.

Death Centre

2012-10-02T20:22:04-08:00

Author: Mr. Noklevername
Humor
English, Rated: T
Humor/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 383, Reviews: 1, In-Progress

A prequel to a game I'm developing for school. A man named Rod wakes up in a white room, with nothing but a speaker on the ceiling...

GuyGuy and the Masters of the Skull Castle Place

2012-09-18T19:06:04-08:00

Author: Mr. Noklevername
Humor
English, Rated: T
Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 708, Reviews: 0, In-Progress

A parody of He-Man, chronicling the battles of the hero Guy-Guy and the evil Skellitonn!

The Men in Slacks

2012-09-16T17:15:47-08:00

Author: Mr. Noklevername
Humor
English, Rated: T
Humor/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 181, Reviews: 1, In-Progress

Welcome to our world. The world of... Canada. We are M.I.S., or, the Men in Slacks. Locating paranormal dangers since the early forties!

How to Write With Lucius Drake

2012-07-17T14:54:15-08:00

Author: Mr. Noklevername
Essay
English, Rated: T
Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 239, Reviews: 0, In-Progress

Well, I'm currently having trouble writing "How to Take Over the World Chapter 5-9" But I love using the Lucius Drake character. So, I'm writing this guide to writing with Lucius Drake so that when I'm having trouble with one I can write the other. All rights to me. -Mr. Noklevername

Inuit Jacques

2012-07-07T17:23:47-08:00

Author: Mr. Noklevername
Humor
English, Rated: T
Humor/Parody
Chapters: 5, Words: 2,766, Reviews: 4, In-Progress

Hello! Well this is the description! I'll try to get this without stopping mid sentence. Anyway, Inuit Jacques was a concept floating in my head for awhile. It was originally a flash series, but I have no idea how to animate. So, I wrote the script to post, and I'm saying it's a play! Comment if you have any questions, comments, or jokes, tell me in the comments. all rights are

Good Luck, and Try to Survive!

2012-07-06T14:56:06-08:00

Author: Mr. Noklevername
Humor
English, Rated: T
Humor/Parody
Chapters: 2, Words: 444, Reviews: 4, In-Progress

A guide to surviving whatever Hollywood throws at you!

Generic Building Block Guys

2012-07-06T00:07:11-08:00

Author: Mr. Noklevername
Humor
English, Rated: T
Humor/Parody
Chapters: 4, Words: 2,745, Reviews: 2, In-Progress

mY BLoG PosT

2012-07-05T23:14:05-08:00

Author: Mr. Noklevername
Horror
English, Rated: T
Supernatural/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 83, Reviews: 3, Complete

... DoN'T LoOK out YoUR WINDoW.

Dark Lord Saga Ch 1

2012-07-03T23:24:04-08:00

Author: Mr. Noklevername
Humor
English, Rated: T
Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 404, Reviews: 0, In-Progress

The life and times of the almighty Dark Lord. All rights to me! WOOOH!

Jerk With Br'ish Accent Show!

2012-06-28T18:39:27-08:00

Author: Mr. Noklevername
Play
English, Rated: T
Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 585, Reviews: 2, Complete

A parody of British jerks on television. I was originally going to make this a video, but whatever. All rights to this guy! Anyway, this is now a play. Thanks for reading!

Garrkie the Barbarian

2012-06-27T17:48:26-08:00

Author: Mr. Noklevername
Fantasy
English, Rated: K+
Fantasy/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 382, Reviews: 1, Complete

This is the story of Garrkie the Barbarian. I'm very sorry about the ending. But, he Garrkie may be back... If I want to write more about him. Note: This is my first poem. I'm not even sure it fits in the category. Oh, all copyright to me. Not you. Me.

Death, Doom, and Bunnies: Ch 1 Fragment

2012-06-27T14:06:28-08:00

Author: Mr. Noklevername
Humor
English, Rated: T
Humor/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 536, Reviews: 1, In-Progress

This is a fragment of what was supposed to be chapter 1. I really don't want to finish this, but, if you guys like it, I'll probably write at least the rest of this chapter.

How to Take Over the World

2012-06-27T13:42:23-08:00

Author: Mr. Noklevername
Humor
English, Rated: T
Humor/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 990, Reviews: 3, In-Progress

You want a summary? Read Chapter 1. God. Copyright to me. Comment any suggestions for chapters, jokes, comments, or anything else. Thanks for reading!

Jack Of the Jungle Chapter 1

2012-06-27T13:26:21-08:00

Author: Mr. Noklevername
General
English, Rated: K+
Adventure/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 993, Reviews: 1, In-Progress

This is a story of a man named Jack of the Jungle. You see, he has lived in the jungle his whole life, and believes he's an ape. It's not because he was raised by apes or anything, he was raised by the Witch Doctor, who raised him to believe he's an ape. The Witch Doctor isn't a very good person. This chapter is about Jack answering the call of Lom, but meeting Soman the sn