The rose

A story in which a moron steals a continent and many jelly beans are eaten. A satire my friend and I wrote for history class, about seeing Columbus' voyage from a different point of view, not regarding him as a hero.

A series of funny poems. Wouldn't it be boring to be a jelly bean? LoL.

Faith that defies the laws of physics..

Another English assignment, this is in iambic pentameter. And it's funny!

the heater's muttering in the corner

Widely considered the best GOTU fic until the GOTU Bachelor. The GOTU gang enjoys the winter holidays. And some . . . erm . . . "questionable" presents.

My own poem made me cry. This is for you, Fluffy-Chan

Rated for Aycan's dirty mouth. I randomly got inspiration, so I started writing. A short little story from Aycan's Point of View.

A story of true love, intricate weddings, gummi worms of power, suicidal dragons, sinister sorceress sisters, nasty rumors, mountaintop fortresses, and of course, happy endings.

Kryst officially has A PAST! A bit violent, mild language, and very angst-y. If you haven't read my story "Greava", you won't know who this guys is. But, you can read it anyways.

When a timid girl escapes from a giant franchise, a bounty hunter with a serious attitude is sent out after her. The head of the company will do anything to get her back. She'll do anything to get away. Watch as the plot unfolds.

This is kind of a satire, just so you know. It's about censorship of T.V. and video games. Which I think is stupid. If you don't like it, don't let them watch it. That simple.

Another Star Wars-based poem! Same disclaimer applies.

Ironic. A poem about heavy metal music: something one wouldn't usually find to be poetic.

Nothing is real anymore. It's all just one big re-make. Creativity is at a loss. Children will grow up without even knowing what is real.

You knocked her down. You shame your beliefs. This is what I have to say to you.

A little girl has to learn what is "right" and what is "wrong". Too bad she has the wrong teachers.

Well ... It's Xantos' past. 'Nuff said.

Xantos, Kirona, Myila, and Aliasa are all locked in a Broom Closet. Just that is a recipe for disaster. But what the heck is up with this macaroni thing...? I had to change the rating because Aycan has a dirty mouth in chapter 4. Sorries!

This is possibly the weirdest poem I've ever written. I wrote it while waiting to see Harrison Ford at EAA, and didn't have any paper to write on so I used a map. Enjoy my product of uber-boredom!

Poetry born of my misery. w00t.

Just a little something to get your mind working...war themed

Personal narrative assignment for Creative Writing...yay for kayaking.

I was forced into taking a dumb standardized test because of NCLB, and I was asked to write a story I could tell my grandkids about something I did when I was young. They were asking for it. Here's to you, George. I WANT THAT HOUR OF MY LIFE BACK.