At 3 AM “I’m Too Sexy” began blasting from under my bed. I was bound and gagged. // One-Shot.

..."Do you trust me?"..."No."...He smirked. "Sucks to be you, doesn't it?" -ONESHOT

ONE SHOT. “He lied. When he said that it didn’t bother him that he didn’t remember her - he lied.” Love is longing for the half of ourselves we have lost.

What: Stranded. When: One screwed up summer vacation. Where: A deserted Island. How: Long story. Who: Me. And that guy who doesn’t really count because at this rate I’m gonna kill the jerk before we ever get rescued...

‘Marriage is love. And love is beautiful. Find me something beautiful to love, and I will marry you.’ And so the Princess' hand in marriage will be offered to the one who will show her beauty and love.

At the beginning it was all about the monkey. Then, he had to get involved. Darn. *EDITED*

RF oneshot: She fell in love with him. Him, the eldest son of duke, disguised as a typical nerd.One day, he leaves her without a word. Standing alone at the school dance, she thinks of all their first moments. And guess who appears to get her back?

How to win over the girl of your dreams: have her catch you wearing nothing but a pair of hot pink, Disney Princess patterned boxers, attempting to photocopy your ass. Humilating? You have no idea. ONESHOT

A is for apple tree, B is for backyard, C is for classroom...they've done it just about everywhere now...

I take one look at Snoop and my pimples just about burst with barely supressed love. Even if he is the reason my salad's about to get tossed in jail...I feel like we should be together forever. God, we're so compatible.

ONE SHOT. “Aw, c’mon, Kee, you angry?” He smiled cheekily. “I’ll make it up to you, I promise. Three Kit Kat bars?” Damn. He took out the big guns. “Fine.” I snatched the bars before he could make me beg. “But only because I’m low on supplies.”

She plays JINXED, with the J on a double-letter score. 30 points. She's beating me already. Maybe I should kill her. If only I had a D, then I could play MURDER. That would be a sign. That would be permission...

“Ugh.” I growl under my breath, and then, in female teenage rage, I hawwwk back in my throat, and spit a great big one on his shoe. “Fine,” I stay and stamp on it, turning around prissily and heading for the swings angrily.

The Biteathon? Yeah it’s this thing that tons of people do. We all pick a month that we are going to go around and bite people who have never been bitten before. SKOW Challeng 8

She realised that loving him and wanting him to be happy was not giving her the happiness she deserved. She realised she needed to move on and this could only happen if she confessed her feelings. So she rang the doorbell. One-Shot

One Shot. [Who ever said absence makes the heart grow fonder, was wrong. Absence made you damn well obsessive.] He wanted her, she refused. He left, she wept [sorta]. He came back... she, slaps him? You know what they say... no, what? I hate you. Now, R&R

ONE SHOT. Remy's boyfriend Matt is perfect in every way except one: he has an infuriating best friend named Jack who just loves to bother her. "Do you think I find joy in the fact that all I can ever think about is you, no matter how hard I try not to?"

16 year old Kylee gets more than she bargained for. Mostly written in dialogue. Done for creative writing class. It's not that great.

The first step towards change is admitting there is problem. Well then I guess I should get that out of the way, I have a problem. I’m a random dialer, but I won’t get into that yet. The second step is to avoid temptation—not so easy… [oneshot]

[DONE] He wore eyeliner. That fact alone was enough to keep them worlds apart. But, in an exchange of secrets for secrets, worlds aren't so far apart. And lines separate just as they connect.

That was the first thing I saw when I opened my cell phone. The number was unknown and they wouldn't tell me who they were, but I replied to the text message anyways. One shot

So, everything was normal. It was a sunny day, and I was happily talking to Stan, the pineapple. And then this hot ass stranger comes up to me and bites my neck - just fucking bites me! What the hell! *One-Shot, Slash*

“You have…” I stared at what I was wearing once more, feeling oddly calm. I shook my body a little, and there it was. That stupid, annoying jing-a-ling. I looked up at Raleigh incredulously. “You have little bells on your g-string?” SKoW challenge.

Reworking fairytales oneshot series: You know you want to kill your brother when he feeds you dumbcane and you can only play charade with that guy you saved 3 days ago. It doesn't help when that guy looks for you to repay you for stealing his first kiss.

[slash, oneshot] Ayers may be one in a million, but Kearny is one in 146,107,962.00