“So I take it I’m not getting any tonight?” That WOULD be the first thing he says to me when he finds out we're locked in a room together. So even with "No" for an answer, how is it I find myself in bed with him, falling harder with every passing second?

I didn't ask for this. I didn't go to bed at night praying that I would be engaged to the hottest celebrity ever. Throw in an army of paparazzi, a bitchy ex-girlfriend, jealous schoolmates, and a wedding all before I even graduate high school? Utter Chaos

“Well at least I don’t hook up with every blonde bimbo who crosses my path,” I say venomously, which was so, so stupid. Allison James isn’t even blonde – I’m a blonde. I just called myself a bimbo! Aw, jeez. I really need to work on my comebacks.

Playing basketball, getting into fist fights & swearing off laces & bows were all proof to why Joy Carter was nicknamed “Joy the Boy.” But what’s a tomboy to do when she gets caught in an unusual love triangle while serving her three week detention?

O.S. "You want ME to seduce HIM for YOU?" Nina always knew her best friend, Sasha, was messed up in the mind. Nina had no idea what Sasha saw in Joseph Michaels...then she saw him looking all adorable in a top with a bunny on it. That changed everything.

Mason always agrees with me and Jacob nearly kills me and I want to build a lemonade stand out of our memories. The man on the side of the freeway had a lemonade stand once, too, I think. It's just that whenever I see him, I kind of want to cry. Oneshot.

Meet Emma, earth lover. Dated guys for the sake of animal charity. Meet Caden, school jock. Dated girls generally for having fun in bed. The school's two biggest heartbreakers had no reason to interact until trouble stirs up and they really have no choice

How to win over the girl of your dreams: have her catch you wearing nothing but a pair of hot pink, Disney Princess patterned boxers, attempting to photocopy your ass. Humilating? You have no idea. ONESHOT

Even from where I sat, I could see the excitement radiating off of those around us. It wasn’t everyday one had to play ‘Nervous, yet?’ with their best friend. //One-Shot//

A friend once told me I had it made: Cool parents, an awesome big brother and adorable little sister. Sure, if my brother would quit hiding out at college, my parents would quit wallowing in misery and my sister hadn’t gone missing, my life would be cake.

A sweeper is defined as any man that can sweep a woman off of her feet. Instead, Luke Sawyer nearly shoves me to the ground. Either he's a complete jerk, or love just got a whole lot more violent.

Somehow I found myself pressed against the hard bare chest of my sister's boyfriend. I looked into his eyes and saw something more than just concern. How does mute girl get out of this situation? But If I wasn't mute...would I tell him to move? COMPLETE!

So he’d been around forever, taking on the big brother role and sheltering her from the evils of the world. Could one stormy night alone in her bedroom really change all that? One-shot.

Lenny’s big brown eyes roll and he sticks his hands in his pockets, walking up closer to me as I walk further back; until I feel my back bump against the wall and he’s standing over me, looking down at me piteously.

I really hate 'Caution, Wet Floor' signs. Why? Because I only realize that the floor is wet AFTER I start to slide at a dangerous speed. This can't be good. R&R.

-ONE SHOT!-Sitting in a Divorce court, Allegra Fairfield remebers. She remembers it all. R&R. or rest and relax, it means the same.

“I’m supposed to be interviewing you, you homeless bum! What have you been doing, sitting out here and letting your hair get long? What about a job! What about your life?” I say. And soon after, we're making out on the pavement.

Kissing booth. Age 11. Clark had been my first - and only - customer. After he paid his 2 dollars and placed a wet one on me, I realized just how many cooties I was setting myself up for and closed up the business. Now he's back for a refund.

Black-haired, blue-eyed Aiden just HAD to be my type, just HAD to tease and flirt with me, just HAD to follow me home from school, and I would have resisted him still...if he hadn’t pushed me back against the wall and started kissing me. Oneshot.

When you have a crazy, rather insane family, introducing them to the person of your dreams isn’t the smartest idea. Too bad my siblings never actually give me a choice. -One Shot-

It's bad enough living in the same town as the hell-raising Ripkowski tribe. Marley McCown knew that sleeping with one was trouble enough, but falling in love with his brother? That's just asking for it.

“How about a movie? Saturday night? Just you and me.” I scowled. “How about you get the hell off my desk before I kick your fat ass off it?” He grinned at me, unfazed. “You just can’t get enough of my ass, can you?” ONESHOT

-One Shot Fluff Bomb- His love life is a disaster. So is hers, come to think of it. They discuss it over toast. Always. That's...well, that's just the way things are.

REMOVED. The way Eric Langstrom sees it, showing up everywhere she goes will convince her that he doesn't care about social hierarchies, and that they belong together. Too bad it isn't as easy as he wants it to be. -One shot-

His eyes widened before he put his hands up defensively. 'Woah… My God, alright. I just thought you were someone I knew…' He stuck his hands in his pockets and retreated back to his white car. 'Merry Christmas,' he murmured before getting in.