“Um, hello,” I said weakly, and I didn't fail to notice the way he was alternating his stares between me and the fish. “It's nice to meet you.” “...Were you just talking to your fish?”

The moral of the story? Hitting on random people at the mall can result in awkward situations. --the title of this story is actually "4.184 Times the Person You'll Ever Be" ... Fictionpress is just being a fart & won't show the decimal point--

Oneshot // After three years on the cheerleading squad, I was still single, and pining after my geeky lab partner. Don’t ask me how or why, because I couldn’t tell you. All I know is that the way he mixes dangerous chemicals really turns me on.

Those ape-like creatures of the opposite sex were definitely the core of all of her life's problems. And as the product of 2 negatives are positive, a sample of the male population would very likely be the snap of the fingers solution she was looking for.

They say spices are good for your health. So spice up your life with Mint & Pepper!

It was okay. He could be enough for the both of them.

Drabble. This damsel in distress is still waiting for her crown.

It's the way your face lights up when you laugh... and how your eyes sparkle when you talk. Do you believe in love?

He had given her so much hope, so much that she felt there was no other option but for her little flitting dreams of him and her, and simply them, to come true.

You can run, but you can't hide, that is, until you can't run anymore. Babe, there's nowhere to run for crying out loud. Give it up, and just tell him. I love you. He'll never know otherwise. [Oneshot]

My calculator can do just about anything with its awesome, triple A battery lifeline! Except for protecting a little Asian Twinkie from her neighbor, of course. ...Oh, crap.

[COMPLETE] Pessimism is just an ugly word for pattern recognition. The more frail of you might not be able to handle this, clearly, as it is facemeltingly exciting.

[VERY LONG ONE SHOT] Abe Pruitt is going to improve the world, and she's doing it with sticky notes. Jack St. James is going to keep on being bothersome, and he looks good doing it, damn him. Doesn't it suck when the tables are turned? [EDITED]

Life's tough when the science partner you've always thought was gay, isn't actually gay. It gets tougher when said partner writes a song about you, and when said song hits the Billboard Hot 100 at number one.

[COMPLETE] Let me tell you, if Cinderella had tried on MY shoes for a day, she would have gotten her magic pumpkin kicked from once upon a time to happily ever after. But if the shoe fits...

Nik has a lot on her plate, like writing her next bestseller and snooping about for celeb gossip for her boss's tabloid. Enter Mason, who is broody, irritating, and has a dangerous past that ends up making Nik a celeb in a way she never expected.

They're together [but only for the press]. But she doesn't fit in to his world [and he makes sure it stays that way]. Everybody is against them [including themselves], so really, what's the best that can come out of what they have [which is nothing]?

I have rules when it comes to who I'll date, and he wants me to break every single one.

Winning her over had nothing to do with flowers, chocolate or suave dance moves. He only kept barging through her door to harass her. [OneShot]

Rynne Hartley is the daughter of the notorious town whore. Hayden Winters is Winsley High's idolized senior who wants nothing more than to break her apart the same way her mother broke apart his world. It's a game of revenge and everyone's playing.

So you live with one disgustingly happy girl, and five guys. All is well and dandy of course, but then one of these guys develops an interest in you. You suddenly realise that stormy grey eyes and flirtatious advances are going to be very hard to resist.

[one shot] Wake up. Remove the blindfold that you've worn for so long so that you can finally see how torn up inside I've become. How shredded my heart has become because of you. Can you not see how broken I've become? Please. If you love me, wake up.

We landed on the grass near the forest, his arms still tight around me. His breath had been hot on my cheeks. “Lucan”, he had said. “My name is Lucan”. And then he flew away. [COMPLETE]

ONE SHOT What does it really mean when a girl says she wants to be just friends?

Max thought going to extreme measures would get Ellie's attention, it did, but it wasn’t the way he expected. Never, in her entire life, had a guy who asked her out while standing in his boxers during a pep rally! [CHAPTER 16]