I knew I was in trouble the day I met him. He was weird, radical, passionate. He befriended outcasts and dreamed of living far away in Sharghistan, wherever that was. How did it happen, then, that I would have given anything if only he would love me back?

A oneshot concerning the last chance to let certain people know certain things.

James Nathan broke her heart. In all honesty, Gracie probably should have seen this one coming. -TAKEN DOWN FOR EDITING-

//one-shot// 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.

Mikey was in love and it killed him-a big bang and my best friend was blood and memories. Now, the new girl is flashing her star-spangled knickers at me as I look down the barrel of a fairy's gun. I guess the only thing to do is enjoy the ride.

-ONESHOT- How many nights does it take to get the point? For this storyteller, it takes a thousand and one.

Sid has always loved Jeriah. He has always felt connected to her. But what happens when love suddenly isn't enough anymore? Sid and Jeriah are forced to go on a journey to, ultimately, find themselves. Only, what if they're scared of what they find?

Sometimes you don't even have to look, sometimes they find you. Suitable for all ages. Please R&R.

A girl makes a list of 100 things she wants to find in her perfect guy. She refuses to stop looking until she finds a boy with all 100 traits. But once she finds him, she runs into another problem. She's not happy.

“Um, hello,” I said weakly, and I didn't fail to notice the way he was alternating his stares between me and the fish. “It's nice to meet you.” “...Were you just talking to your fish?”

The moral of the story? Hitting on random people at the mall can result in awkward situations. --the title of this story is actually "4.184 Times the Person You'll Ever Be" ... Fictionpress is just being a fart & won't show the decimal point--

REMOVED. After three years on the cheerleading squad, I was still single, and pining after my geeky lab partner. Don’t ask me how or why, because I couldn’t tell you. All I know is that the way he mixes dangerous chemicals really turns me on.

Those ape-like creatures of the opposite sex were definitely the core of all of her life's problems. And as the product of 2 negatives are positive, a sample of the male population would very likely be the snap of the fingers solution she was looking for.

It was okay. He could be enough for the both of them.

Drabble. This damsel in distress is still waiting for her crown.

It's the way your face lights up when you laugh... and how your eyes sparkle when you talk. Do you believe in love?

He had given her so much hope, so much that she felt there was no other option but for her little flitting dreams of him and her, and simply them, to come true.

You can run, but you can't hide, that is, until you can't run anymore. Babe, there's nowhere to run for crying out loud. Give it up, and just tell him. I love you. He'll never know otherwise. [Oneshot]

My calculator can do just about anything with its awesome, triple A battery lifeline! Except for protecting a little Asian Twinkie from her neighbor, of course. ...Oh, crap.

COMPLETE Pessimism is just an ugly word for pattern recognition.

[VERY LONG ONE SHOT] Abe Pruitt is going to improve the world, and she's doing it with sticky notes. Jack St. James is going to keep on being bothersome, and he looks good doing it, damn him. Doesn't it suck when the tables are turned? [EDITED]

BEING REWRITTEN. READ ANNOUNCEMENT.

[COMPLETE] Let me tell you, if Cinderella had tried on MY shoes for a day, she would have gotten her magic pumpkin kicked from once upon a time to happily ever after. But if the shoe fits...

Nik has a lot on her plate, like writing her next bestseller and snooping about for celeb gossip for her boss's tabloid. Enter Mason, who is broody, irritating, and has a dangerous past that ends up making Nik a celeb in a way she never expected.

They're together - only for the press. But she doesn't fit in to his world - and he makes sure it stays that way. Everybody is against them - including themselves, so really, what's the best that can come out of what they have - which is nothing? CH12 UP!