An incompetent youth sets out on a quest to find the greatest treasure in the world. Will he succeed? Will he survive? And will he be able to defeat the evil peanut butter? Probably not.

Oneshot. It started out as any other day, but that was about to change. Plaese R&R

Chase Metzger, being the creative genius he is, has blessed us with four amazing stories that will change your life...or make you laugh hard. These are his creations, not mine. Have fun, and laugh. Warning, contains general randomness.

When the question Who whould you interview and why? comes up, why is it no one ever picks Satan? Well, now, thanks to Peter Jennings, we know all of Satan's thoughts! An Exclusive with Satan!

Sometimes the most offensive thing you can say is "no offense."

CHAPTER 4 is NOW OUT! When F.B.I. Agent Ferguson Beem is assigned to investigate a series of attacks on America's oil tankers, he unearths a conspiracy that is strange even by Federal Government standards. More chapters soon!

The complete manual to the various species of ice cubes, their sinister tactics, and how to avoid them. If you've ever experienced drink on your pants due to shifting cubes, THIS IS A MUST READ! Crack the Ice Cubes and their harmful intentions.

Pete seeks vengeance against the spider that gave him a concussion in his teen years.

This is about the time I got stabbed with a harpoon.

A four-part series of poems, entitled: Oh Pretty Cactus, Oh Lemon Cake, Ode To A Fictitious Submarine and Armadillo. I take an original concept and then whack it with a stick until it's unrecognisably awful. Bonus fifth part, "Oh Tenty" added.

A series of short and long sketches, written in the vein of Monty Python and The Sketch Show. Sketch 8 is now up: CK Sketch.

The story of a chain letter turned real.

Oompa everyone!

A parody of thirteen-year-old, grammatically-challenged, sugar-high females that occasionally run rampant on FictionPress. If this description fits you, please don't form a mob and burn me at the stake!

I take a stab at all the angsty, depressed prose writers who plague this dark humorless category.