the aftermath of a conversation me and a friend of mine is having

Every day, Shelley would curl up on her sofa, and drift away into a dream world, away from her mediocre suburban life.

This isn't really a story, but it was the award-winning joke for the year i-dont-know-i-forgot...

Thank you in advance for taking care of my goldfish while we’re vacationing in Cancun...R&R

I’ll never stop embarrassing you, I’ll humiliate myself to make you laugh, and when you say “I hate you!” I’ll respond “I love you too,” all because you’re my best friend.

A one-line piece about going to oral surgery

just what the title says

Just before a battle, someone picks up a book and reads...

it's IMPOSSIBLE to lick ur elbow! and y is a "mongoose" called a "mongoose" ?

The shortest of all short stories! The dumbest too...

just a funny storie...I dont know how to explane it! Please R&R!

This is a very short story about the darkness. Hope that you enjoy. Please R&R.

A conversation I had with my brother. Written completely in a give and take dialogue form. Enjoy!

A random bit of action. It involves a shiny distraction, a lot a insanity nd charging with a sword.

Tom encounters a strange stall on the way home....

I'm bored. Dunno why. Just am.

Definately a humor story here; no other purpose. I wrote this off a prompt, like my other works, but if I told you what it was it would give half the story away. Go into this with much imagination and anticipation.

Doesn't have a summary, its a short story that I wrote for my creative writing class.

A woman takes out a want ad in the local paper...then wonders why no one's responding. Note: Not based on a true story/the phone number's completely made up. Enjoy!

Wrote this for a flash-fic contest. The theme was "The Great Escape". Never sent it in though, because -owing to my perverseness- the story evolved ironically into an antithesis of that very theme. It's also an obscure satire that you probably won't get.

Dedicated to Mia. Reviews returned.

Just a silly thing I wrote one morning at like, 1 am. What most writers actually think, and what would happen should the characters get revenge.

Really, really bored? Want to annoy someone, just for the sake of it? Here it is! Cup of tea, anyone? //Added to The.Wizard.Pen.Dragon's C2 'The Most Awesome Humor C2 EVER'\\ //one-shot\\

Entry for a writing contest. Short bit about a typical day between two friends.

A oneshot about Grandma Riley and her quirks.