What musings will come about in an insane asylum? I shudder at the thought! Short Stories filled with randomness, plotlessness, and crazy things. R&R :D :D :D

Just a silly thing I wrote one morning at like, 1 am. What most writers actually think, and what would happen should the characters get revenge.

By day, they are just a group of ordinary girls. They share a common interest: knitting! But by night, they fight the bad guys. Sound familiar? Maybe you know them. A parody of stereotypes and superheros.

The long awaited sequel to 'Why Not to Have a Pin Fetish! If you haven't read the first part, read it now! Read & Review! Chapter 4: AIM At Your Head is up!

This is an extremely hilarious fictional story about my friends, a robber, me, some grenades and drunken hobos. Reveals the secrets of Slurpee slush and OFF! Bug Spray! Review aren't necessary, but greatly appreciated, don't lie!

A topnotch QWE agent relives his latest mission. Full of excitement, danger, exotic weaponry, and battletrained janitors. Be amazed at the incredible stealth and disguise skills, be blown away by the skillful combat! Spy!

A magical quest for the greatest doughnuts in the world.

How does one go about selling a haunted house? It was a tricky business, to be sure. But number 66 on 6th Street, though modern and unassuming in its three bedrooms and two and a half baths, was undeniably and invariably haunted. Please read & review!

Apathy, angst, Alaska.

A story of large and furry proportions involving people, kittens, blobbies, and...trolls?This epic tale was written by my friend Mariah and I. It was originally in play format, but I converted it to storyformat.

Welcome to Poodletown, population: 3. Has nothing to do with poodles.

It's a superhero dramedy, starring the telekinetic Captain Capable and her gang of super coworkers. Watch as they battle tiny aliens, evil cyborgs, high school reunions, and the feelings within their hearts! Please read & review!

Chet is one fourth vampire, one fourth werewolf, and fifty percent human, with the weaknesses of all three species but the strengths of none. The Man is a ruthless female bounty hunter who goes only by...The Man. They have an adventure. Please R & R!

A redneck writer struggles to pen his first novel, an epic fantasy with every cliche in the book. Read to see what is, and isn't, going through his mind as he tries to come up with ideas. VERY FUNNY. Please read & review! NOTE: Actual story now underway!

A collection of very short stories, all taking place at the local supermarket. Horny old women and suicidal janitors abound! Please read & review!

Todd Gafferty, an atheist, creates a new religion just so he can get away with stuff at school. But when he finds himself surrounded by followers, things get a little out of hand. NEW CHAPTER, FINALLY! Please read & review!

Pregnant old lady men masqurading as vampires whats a soul to do? This sounds like a job for two: Inspector Such And Such and Officer Octogenarian. Spin off of Songs of the Superheroes.

I could tell you my name, but I'd have to kill you. Duh, duh, duh, duuuuuuh! P.S. I like pizza and balloons. [rated for mild language]

When "The New York Times" publishes a slanderous editorial about Hillary Clinton, a feminist mob takes to arms and storms the TIMES headquarters. [one-shot. probably]

Cheer up, whore! The answer's clear. Buy, buy, BUY! And this time, don't forget to leave a review. Chap 35 up! Neopets!

The shortest of all short stories! The dumbest too...

Mark knew nothing 'surprising' would happen on The New Millennium ... or so he thought... Please RR

Camereon is a normal young man working in a scientific research lab until a test run of his boss', The Professor, new invention goes horribly wrong. Inspired by various Monty Python skits, Douglas Adams novels, and various other things. Reviews are shiny!

This is the first story of the adventures of myself and my 3 alternate personalities. Expect a little weirdness and a lot of fun LMAO!

This is a short story about a rottweiler a dandelion. It came to me randomly and unexpectedly. Beware of angry bees! R&R