Ever wonder if the person sitting next to you in math class is stoned or not? I have. Here is provided a brief study of how to correctly determine sobreity in the every-day life.

Quotes from me, my family, and my friends, all of whom are weird, crazy, mentally insane, or all of the above.

This is a list of random sayings I get from God-knows-where that I like.

Sidestories about The Bello Coornherto. Previousley known as Sweetness. REQUESTS ARE TAKEN! If you know something nice I can do with these characters, just tell me. Rated T for innuendo. NOTE: The Bello Coornherto will be posted by DAWA

Rachael and her friends have to save the world.But can a bunch of inexperienced teenagers with super powers really do it? Can they even save themselves from whats in store for them? I suck at summaries! Read and find out!

My eccentric neighbor tries to rescue poor, neglected pets from the local redneck family. NOT for PETA people; Definitely written with tongue firmly in cheek.

How Rapunzel became imprisoned.

On Valentine's, Ashlan gets a huge bouquet of red roses. Problem is, they're not from her boyfriend. And to make matters worse, she discovers a truly disturbing photo on her classmate's phone.

The Official Guide to Talking, Losing an Argument, and the Similar with Yourself: Meet Blaze. The crazy, moronic and possibly socoipathic girl that has now offically won herself a body. Read, if you dare, of her adventures in this world in which we live.

On the first days of kindergarten, four nerds will meet and later form a club, dedicated to being a team of nerds. What misfortune will occur? Read to find out. And Review. Whatever floats your boat.

The many adventures of Squanto the Kitty Popstar. This is supposed to be in a really stupid format, it is in NO WAY serious at ALL and please don't tell me "you should write it this way yadayada". If you wanna help make it funnier, then tell me. Thanks.

Just random questions to the Almighty

Short ideas and memories. I hope you enjoy!

I guess it will eventually happen...

Join Alex as he deals with his best freind, a girl named after a poison, a Goth/maybe devil worshiper sister and teachers.

Remember your favorite assassin? Well, here's the sequel!

Ever wonder what thoughts run through your mind, in those last moments before you die?

When life gives you crap, go a little too crazy, make a complete fool of yourself, then write it all down and slap it up on fictionpress…-a parody of life itself-

Various funny quotes from my family, friends & I.

After Trent and Walter have a breif arugment over who has the harder life, they decide to switch places. Little do they know that they will get more than they bargained for.

A conceited rich girl learns the true meaning of friendship when she meets a guy who's willing to show it to her. Hi-larious 'cause we're on drugs. Email us at yo.ima.dinosaur @ gmail . com! Wheeeeeeeee!

After a series of events, Saiya Nakamura finds herself trapped in the Underworld. There, she is sadled with the task of delivering messages to the world beyond for The Dark Lord himself, Satan. Join her in the first chapter of Through Hell and Back.

Tiffany, a fallen heiress, falls for Chuck Norris' son Steve. But there are many obstacles on their quest for love like the coniving Wayne Bruce, a blonde zombie slayer named Claire, and Tom Cruise.

Aubrey explains to his little daughter the fact that a real vampire does not sparkle. And quietly fumes to himself the entire time.

A Collection of random stories