When life gives you crap, go a little too crazy, make a complete fool of yourself, then write it all down and slap it up on fictionpress…-a parody of life itself-

Chase has to baby sit. Correct that, puppy sit. And the puppy is a pain in the neck. An off shoot one shot from Emerald's Penguin.

Demitri "Demi" O'Malley had strictly planned out his life earlier than most. Those who aged only ended up unhappy, so what was the point? An easy decision back then, but now Demi has to learn that it's not as simple to "never grow up" in high school.

I work for Death. A semi technology-literate Death who doesn't understand that just because I'm dead doesn't mean that I don't have a life.

Log into your Grindquestonline account and join Hehnoob47 on a never ending quest to obtain the Infernal Sword of Soulrape!

For Marilyn Ray, Christmastime is just the time of year when her house gets filled with obnoxious relatives.. But when things begin to go very wrong, it will take an interesting stranger to keep her rockin' around that Christmas tree.

Mark is a boy who can turn heat into sheep. If that doesn't draw you, I dun know what will. :D Oh yea. Written for a class and the max length was 6 pages, which will make some parts make more sense. :

step by step, heart to heart, right left right, we all fall down, like toy soldiers -Eminem A story about friendship

Did you know it's illegal to keep a donkey in your bathtub?

Sydni is an over-achiever, she doesn't like that fact though. She decides to try something new. A three month long camp for learning about flight. She soon finds out she's the only girl, and that's she's surrounded by hot guys, including her councilors.

random conversation with friends

A story full of awkward moments, childish pranks, messed up love lives and non-stop action. Do you dare visit Jack Edwards Military Outdoors Camp? Or are you chicken...

Dear Walter's Diary: Today I meet Scott. Scott have lead pipe and hit Walter. I love Scott! I come here from Spain, where the burro roam free. I live with Grandmother now. Scott no like Walter, but Walter like Scott! Love, Walter.

Suffice it to say there was a lot of tequila involved, as well as an unfortunate tattoo, a crazy grandmother who drank scotch… and a poodle.

How hungry i am.

After all, if he was a storm then she was a rainbow. They made a perfect match… in hippie land at least. One shot written for TaD Prompt#3

It isn't a romance. A random short story I wrote. Oneshot, I suppose. I don't find it amusing. Do you? It's basically a short definition of me. I might continue the adventures of Lexi if I positive response. I'll probably be re-editing this again later...

What happens when you mix two crazy teenage girls and some sour sticks. You get one hilarious story line. Read on to find out!

Fairytales. Cannibalism. Bloodlust. What could go wrong when MidNight The Magnificent throws them all into the creative blender she calls her mind? Enjoy!

random encounters.

If you've read Dark Side, and wondered what happened to Ricky and Parker, this is it. In Parker's eyes, a short few minutes of their college lives.

This is a list of random sayings I get from God-knows-where that I like.

I rant on things a lot, and I've recently realized some of the things I say actually have a real point. Herein I review things, I violently argue points, and most of all I piss people off. I use excessive language. Today: On Obsessions and Harry Potter

The conversations of the every day adventures of two girls in Texas

Follow the hijinks of Caleb the virgin vampire as he tries to finally get some action. Along the way he befriends Felicity, a skeptical cashier at the local supermarket. Will she be able to help him break his losing streak?