If the shoe fits...

When life gives you crap, go a little too crazy, make a complete fool of yourself, then write it all down and slap it up on fictionpress…-a parody of life itself-

Epic I had to write for a L.A. assignment. Modern story of a modern knight in shining armor. There are so many hidden meanings that you'd have to be there. Elias has dreams of a girl that could grant him eternity. There's drama, humorous kills, and love.

A girl comes it, wanting to buy a camera. Confusion and hilarity ensue.

Luna has a Secret. So Dose Demitri. Luna Dresses likes shes emo but acts nothing like it. Demitri is emo, but theres a side of him nobody knows about. Will Luna Find that side? Emo Love Story. Was: The Unlikely Story Of Luna Moon And Demitri Lone

A high school that has gone a tad overboard with the social networking phenomenon in a hundred and forty characters or less.

The ramblings of an extremely bored teenager. What larks.

Three pieces about Feathersorg the Penguin which I wrote in 2006. Each is a very different style, and all three are surpassingly silly.

Whilst waiting for my bus, a man does some pretty strange things. A very short story based on an actual event.

Produced during an "Appleseed Writers Society" meeting, by me of course, this is a hilarious comedy, I think, of a young woman who in many ways is quite like many of my friends in her obsession for books.

Being unloved is hard enough, but what if the guy you loved was just one box away, what if you had no idea what kind of firework you were, and what if you were about to be lighten up one da? How would you survive? In this diary a teenager tells her days o

Yup. The ever clichéd "girl in all boys' academy" story. Except this academy is co-ed. She's just stuck rooming with the guys. I dunno. I was bored.

What do an intimate student-teacher relationship, a lusting, shy punk girl, a vengeful best friend, an ex-prom queen trying and failing to live vicariously through her daughter, and a lonely boy trying to find love have in common? Each other!

This is just a mere list of similes relating to and comparing the popular sport for the blind to strange things such as “rotten eggs, rape, and being polite!”

Done in the style of tabloid magazines, reports on scandalous scandals of Fairytale Characters in the Fairytale world.Rapunzel has cancer and has lost her hair, Prince Charming is bisexual, and Snow White is pregnant with The Big Bad Wolf's Child!

I had to write a short story for class and I thought of this while in the bath

Here's to all of those uber retarded, slightly disgusting, or just plain cutely hilarious moments I like to call "ew, banana" moments. Sure, it doesn't make sense at first, but hey, what does in this world? Read on!

Tommy Birch likes to voice his opinion. When we outlaw things, we say "Think of the children!" but what do the children really think? Tommy writes letters on topics ranging from adult magazines to international negotiaion to his own mixed up life.

Two girls discuss the aftermath of a fight involving one of them. Language. I guess I was trying to channel my inner ghetto.

A boy wipes out on his skateboard on the side of a road. Short, slice-of-life-ish. Based on real events.

How do you want to die?

About a girl who does not seem to fit into her new school but with a unexpecting twist. Follow the life of an extrodinary well in her opinion teen and her misfortunes and lucks!

Cassie needed a fresh start after the scandal of her parent's divorce. But now she's faced with the one place her noble etiquette never prepared her for:Public School. And what is it about the emo albino, who teases her, that she finds so intriguing?

Gabe goes to a party and gets pasted, only to wake up to a very unfamiliar situation.

A random story that does not make a lick of sense. IF you are afraid of Random , please; I urge you to divert your eyes.