In which I give you advice that SHOULD bail you out of certain situations. Unless you a complete idiot. Then God help us all.

WARNING: May make you laugh to death - no refunds. The funny moments between my friends and I, together for your enjoyment. Contains random moments, Killer Sheep, cupboards, and llamas...

Just some random oneshots I thought up of while my mom was cooking. I don't know; are they good? Why don't you be the judge of that?

His life was boring, dull, non exciting....okay, you got the point. Then the phone rang and he was sucked into the world of Golf Masters, but who knew it was going to be like this, nemisis, compition and did you say a crocodile infeasted lake!

Stefan had a plan to help his little brother get over his irrisponsibility, maybe a pet would help him. Oh, but why oh why was he hitting on the petstore employees?

The first time I met him was at his funeral. He was a cocky asshole, and I was being a spiteful bitch. He was a spoiled rotten celebrity and I was a football jock fallen from grace. You know, like all love stories. m/m slash

Just some random drabbles. Kind of like an internet diary, whatever's on my mind at the time. Pointless, stupid and messed up, like my thoughts.

A comedy about a boy who lives sadly and painfully who then attempts suicide. Yes, you read that right.

This was an assignment for my college writing class. A tattoo artist, a mobster, and a garbage truck man/exotic dancer must save Barbie, who has been kidnapped and taken to Bangladesh.

Vincent, Charlie, and Angelica want a video game so badly that they'll do anything to get... How far will they go and is it really just for a video game? We all have hidden intentions behind our actions... Entry For Campanella Awards

I'm a high school detective, and learning my lesson on snooping is proving to be a painful affair.

This is my first story, It funny soo it has been proven in fact to make people laugh when bored and sad and depressed, even angry...Lol yea so read it, & please review and rate! Thnx heaps

A girl is stuck at an all boys school, when her parents had a bad gambling moment, with her best friend and an emo dude who seems to be hiding something...

Oh god, Victor thought worriedly, I had no idea this was THAT kind of hotel!

True story.

slash preview- He isn't your everyday, ordinary, run-of-the-mill superhero. In fact, he's not a hero at all.

Take a spoiled dairy drink, a drunk, and a carrot with an afro. Mince, shake, blend, drink. Simple, right? Rated "T" for boyish attitude.

Teenaged Mike drives his dad's car around the neighborhood one morning, just for thrills -- only to find out the truth later.

A letter to Team Edward, from Team Jacob, based on an icon I found on Google.

A broke mooch attempts to find breakfast at any cost, including his health, sanity, and general welfare. *I promise it isn't as bad as it sounds. Please I would love contructive critism.*

These are some random conversations between me and my friends. Oh, and just a pre-warning in case you failed to read the title: You will be attacked my randomness!

When a few people take turns writing each five words of a story, weird things happen...

Lucky has resigned himself to the life of an observer. The little brother. The best friend. The sidekick. But then life decided to kick him in the balls, and dumped his twitching body into his own crappy soap opera. And a sucky one at that.

See a movie so bad, it causes suicide. Feel the tension of man vs. smudge. Watch as an asshole named Herb loots a dead girls room.

Like the movie, My Cousin Vinny. But reversed. Hank is a good ole boy from he south that reunites with his cousin and changes her life.