Iam not telling you anything partly cos I suck at summary writing and partly cos I want u to find out for yourself.Reveiws are more than welcome!

Based on a conversation I heard in the dining hall

This is tongue-in-cheek. Don't take this advice, it's just more holiday silliness from someone who hasn't gotten alot of sleep and obviously has too much time on her hands.

This actually happened to me! R&R! xx

We're letting technology get the best of us and we know it.

I also toyed with the title "Evening Govenor" and "Interrobang", Here's to hoping I made the right choice.

Feels like its been an hour of me waiting in this spot/ And watching cars go by like melted butter/ Lips forming silent prayer because Im really not/ Patient at all. Here’s what I mutter.

A little more plastic, a little less skin, one more operation and she'll be a mannequin.

This was my first ever limerick.

It's a rap. About slang. Enjoy.

For Wiley Coyote

Read on!

In honor of "Rock My World" and its hilarious escapades as well as the "Queen's Cup", which is also known as the Americas' Cup. Rated 'T' for some language and mention of 'partying'.

The title says it all :D

Guess! Written on 7/29/09 for a summer library creative writing workshop.

Socks are the epitome of all evil. In contrast with "Good For Your Sole". 189 words.

Why socks are our friends. Contrast with 'In Toe and Chain'. 179 words.

R&R

Funny idea. 150 things Bo has been told she isn't allowed to do. 7. Answering questions about what she is doing with "reading porn" is not a good idea 37. Bo can't boycott time

About a lamp, of course. Read to find out more.

Evil Shetland ponies! They really are out to get your children...

A poem written a few days before my anthology was due.

In an easy rhyming poem you read how things could all end with cheese. Some topic that would not usual have been chosen, abnormal even. But here it was selected and written during a time or pure boredom. Enjoy.

My knight! You're my shining knight! What are you exactly, honey? A lamp. ;D Inspired by MandiiCandy. w His buddies died as well. D

Little black bouncy bugs dance in the garden like monkeys....