*Extremely dry humor* There was an aging old lady, who saw a mansion so scary...

Need to say more? It's written in rhyme! Enjoy.

A completely stupid nonsense poem with a random title; has nothing to do with apple sauce.

I was in a mood when i wrote this- stupid people making me angry.

A sonnet about writing sonnets! A very humorus read about the different types of sonnets and what the mind goes through when trying to write one.

Perhaps I am losing muse? not that funny, in my opinion

Writing a poem sucks a very lot,especially when it comes to sonnets...

What can I say? I love the stuff.

Won't you grace us with your presence? repost from old account

A question asked repeatedly by children on a car ride. An example of humourous answers that parents give their children. I give credit to my cousin for helping me write this! Thankss !

What it is like to grow up with a house full of animals.

It's 2:30 in the a.m., I'm tired, and I'm bored. You flick the abacas.

How this one came to be? Something about the word 'flop'. I really don't remember. This one is obviously longer than 'Funny Bunny', but what can I do? I like to ramble! This one is rather pointless as was the other. Notice how I write stupid poems? Always

This is a poem I wrote when e-mailing my friend Matsuo. How did it come to this? I started to ramble and decided that ramble was a funny word which reminded me of bunnies. Hence the name - Funny Bunny. I may add more to it later - if I feel like it.

In honer of my mother, and her many years of tolerating me.

A bizzare little poem bound to coax out a smile.

Parody of "Canned Heat" heard in Napoleon Dynamite.

The complaints of a person trying to sleep while suffering a variety of ailments.

A poem I wrote to celebrate the hardships I'd endured without turning to self destruction. Now that I look back, it seems I spoke too soon. Rated Teen for...lesbian references, language, and self destructive references. It's actually happy.

I wrote this an hour before presenting it on Poetry Day. Outloud. In the library. Yeah, it was sweet.

Sorry, ladies. I'm gay." 'l-o-l'

The problem with facebook. I thought about actually putting this up on my Facebook, but decided against it. People would probably mistake it for actual angst.

A close inspection.

Has no real meaning...just some random ramble on em and how they're annoying and blah...yeah...R&R!

A sequal to my original parody of Waltzing Matilda. There was once a jolly conman who played the wrong man with the wrong Queen.