This is a short collection of funny poems and rhymes.

Ah, we meet again Lemonade Stand Bully.

A cinquain about sloths.. or is it really about sloths?

This is a poem I wrote from a friends Facebook update. I thought it was humorous. I only added layout and 3 words.

A poem.

A poem about a bat named David.

Because Cussing is Healthy, So No One Can Say Anything About That Against Me!

A somewhat funny (in a sad way) poem I wrote about girls (and boys) who pine over men they can't have because they are unobtainable. As in, they're celebrities and will probably never even meet them face-to-face, let alone speak to them.

Also known as A Prophecy in Referendum with ye olde spirits of the other-world. (inspired heavily by the novel "Good Omens")

Poem written April 13th, 2013

A humorous account of a love triangle and how the rules to bind all bros suck.

Pretty much Annabel Lee by Edgar Allan Poe, but about Robin Hood... I'm sorry if this offends you Poe; I five you full permission to slap me on my face.

Or, in other words, why Justin Bieber should keep his mouth shut. No offense intended.

funnyyyyyy

humor

Just decided to write about anything for 3 minutes straight to get my brain functioning. Enjoy, flame, eat a sandwich, your choice.

2 bed, 2 bath, reasonably priced.

Why is my world moving so fast?

You had to say that, didn't you, in front of everyone?

Contrary to popular belief, the introvert does not hate conversation or other people.

The assignment was to take a cliché and exaggerate it to the point of absurdity.

Yeah. To the internet. Mostly.

Short Poems: Some are funny. Some are sad. Some you can't quit understand. But they are still intriguing to read.

/The turtle faced boy from the telly screen/Sometimes sassy, sometimes sweet, sometimes a tad mean/Real life has no hold compared to your spell/Nick Miller, you could make me forget my own sort of hell/ A birthday poem for the one and only Jake Johnson.

a poem I wrote last night about lies