I've killed time

My cat is fat and looks like the moon.

For The Dray

Another assignment: to write a curse or a blessing. I decided to curse the loud and obnoxious sorority pledges who liked to frequent the dormitory halls at my alma mater.

A silly, cynical poem I wrote when I was in community college and so many girls with the infamous "muffin top" insisted on coming to school in midriff shirts and camis. Yeah, if you are one of those girls, this one's for you.

Dear Mr. Safety pin What is it that you do?---- They have purposes too But let me ask you something What is it that you do?

Response to '140 Characters' by Aeternus Temporal. She said, "How meaningful can something be in 140 characters?" You tell me.

What's 140 characters long and absolutely pointless? This poem or... everything broadcasted on twitter?

This is a satire on Facebook and those who use Facebook. Revised version includes Twilight references! ZOMG! Along with twitter and google...

I'm not, this just came to my mind and i wrote it

An obnoxious girl bragging about her perfect life, with a twist! Like most other up and coming writers/poets, this is a poem written for English class a few years back.

I weird poem I wrote to pass the time during lunch...

Written as an assignment for English class: The most frightening tool in journalism is the red pen. The bond between an editor and his or her red pen is a special one, and that is exactly what this ode is about. . .if a little exaggerated.

Yeah, that's me

There is a stirring in the toy store. Whispers of rebellion. Society seen through the eyes of a child. Hail Comrades, let the revolution begin. --xxTunstall Chickxx

My entry to the Poetry Contest of Nov. 09' on Kh-vids. " This month's theme is "Short and Sweet". Write as much as you can in five lines or less. Sounds tricky? Try your best." Here's the result.

Funny idea. 150 things Bo has been told she isn't allowed to do. 7. Answering questions about what she is doing with "reading porn" is not a good idea 37. Bo can't boycott time

it's random and it doesn't make sense Rate if you like it and please i'm open to commentary! peace

In honor of this fine season, here is a parody of War's song, "Summer".

Stuff that I rather dislike.

New Moon Or The Epoch Of My Life

Iam not telling you anything partly cos I suck at summary writing and partly cos I want u to find out for yourself.Reveiws are more than welcome!

Based on a conversation I heard in the dining hall

This is tongue-in-cheek. Don't take this advice, it's just more holiday silliness from someone who hasn't gotten alot of sleep and obviously has too much time on her hands.

This actually happened to me! R&R! xx