Trey bien, monsieur. I liked it...I've always wanted to do that, but the guys that run Bethlehem CD aren't THAT cool...And I need my music.

Hmm, yes, you are indeed Palanuik. Is this on purpose? Stylish as writing style, excelent edgyness, blunt narration (where we don't know the guys name) and a disrespect of social expectations. Unfortunatly you have also got the whole 'plots being way over the top' thing going on. Pity.
But stylish none the less.