Now this is a real poem.

You took your time on this, didn't you?

[points, jumps up and down] You wrote another one. Again, I love it - I think I just love your poetry style in general to be honest. And, I especially love the 'blood-red moon' and the perception allies and enemies. Thank you - I can go off and be creative now...yay, inspiration boost! Thankies!

[Pushes you away] You - go - write - more - NOW! [Holds up The Master Sword] Go write, or I may have to do something I'll regret...[makes menacing swiping gesture, and falls over, embedding the sword in the ground] Oh bugger...well, just go write more anyway!