I beleive you are the next Monty Python! This was great! I laughed! I cried! I fell off my chair! Two thumbs and a big toe up!

That was great! Loved how the dialogue flowed randomly along...:>

So you DID harm penguins? I'm frankly insulted! Oh, well, I'll still keep reading...these are too funny not to...

"Polius".

Hee hee. I'm American too.

Alright then.

Hey, what's wrong with being American?(*mutters*damn English*)=)

That was freaking awesome! I almost fell off my chair laughing at the squirrel part... Oh, man, that was good! Have to go read the rest...

It would be much cheaper to ride a Cyclops...

I've gotta finish this later; I can't laugh any more right now. But it's good!!

NO, DON'T!...

:) I had to do that.

I don't know either.

Very Python-esque. Hilarious. The most frightening fact about AIDS is taht it can be spread by normal sex between men and women. This is still rare in Scotland.

Not that that had anything to do with anything.

That is genius. Freaking genius.

Brilliant. Hilariously, absolutely brilliant. Tis on my favourites (favourites with a u, hurrah) list.
~ Hencellina

Indeed that was interesting. But remember, 47.2% of all statistic are made up on the spot.