lol

And I thought I'd never read anything to do with history today...this is very funny! And good too. Is there more?
~Devushka_Kota.~

"General Monty: (*Slowly, as if he was talking to a child*) Yes Mr. President, when we go to war you get to push the big button.
Bush: Da big RED button!"
Hilarious! Bravo, bravo :)

This was retardedly and dementedly funny. Normally, I'd get ** over a bashing fic/story, and I don't think President Bush is that incredibly stupid as your portray him to me.
However, as rude and mocking as your story was, I have to say, any bashing-story that amuses me so should be clapped upon (and maybe a few tomatoes).

i find it ironic that "tree-huggers" (and by that i mean people who want us to run off of solar power) that in about 100 years it's going to be the sun and our own magnetic field that kill us...becuase of solar wind and the fact that our magnetic field is cycling right now...so the very thing that they want us to rely on is going to kill us...i'm pretty big on finding alternate fuel methods...but i still think that its funny we get hung up on using oil when the fusion of hydrogen is going to kill us in the end

Loved this to death. I died laughing. Pretzel choking moron! *snickers*

Sometimes I hate my government.

That was funny!

LOL, Yes the human brain is soo intelligent that they find ways to end their exsistance without knowing it. IT does the envoment some good too...once they're gone I mean.

Hee Hee! I aplaud your satire and ending! But did you have to say that thing about Clinton and the mess?

?...but still funny

Funny! I can just imagine that actually happening...well, not quite. But perhaps our PMs and Presidents are just toddlers...Nah.

Ha! Very funny - if it weren't so tragic that we have such a stupid man in the White House.

Despite what you may think, I know Bush is a good President. He is not stupid, as you portray him in this story. I'm not criticizing you, but we do *not* have a "loony" in the White House. If Bush is a loony, what does that make Clinton and Gore? Just something to think about.

cool. i like. added to my fav authors and fav stories lists. be proud, NUCKPANG!!

ACK! I can't remember the last thing that's made me laugh so hard...especially because I also enjoy making fun of the 'big bad government guys.' That was hilarious...terrific job!