haha! Yea, this analysis is pretty accurate. But regarding this "but they can certainly rest assured that they can't possibly be real...or are they", I think I havta tell you bishounens really do exist in reality. XD
You'll find them everywhere in the jrock scene (see Uruha of The Gazette, XP)
I'm the type who is addicted to real-life bishies so I'm saying this stuff. Well, it's okay to disagree. ^_^