I absolutly loved it! Very original! You should compile the chapters of this story into a play. It would be raving! It would be sensational! You really do have a knack for creativity you know... *goes off rambling about who knows what*

um the taxes WERE very outrageous, just sos you know, not necissarily the tea tax, but others...and actually, more people were against the revolution than were for it, so people didn't just go along blindly, apparently, if what you say is true...And are you mad that we broke away from the british? Are you british? I certainly hope so, cuz if you're american, you do realize that Britian is STILL THERE? Cuz you can still give up your american citizenship to hop over the pond to england. It was funny, but the funniness was overruled by the ridiculusness of the whole thing. My least fave chapter so far.

this is awesome i just read this chapter and the columbus chapter, but it's DEFINITELY goin on my faves list!

Oh man, this "abridged" history is hilarious! Good work!

Overal, pretty good, though a little biased sounding. You're talking crap about some of America's best known historical figures. Granted, it's funny, and no one is above ridicule, but...

I hope you keep doing this, though I cringe to think of how you'll portray the War of 1812. I'm sur you'll have fun with the time you people burned down the Whitehouse. Though I look forward to seeing how you handle those world wars we saved your asses in.

Oh, and now that I looked at your profile and saw you're from Yorkshire, I'm pretty sure you DID rip off Eddie Izzard. You put it in a different context, sure, but still. Have you no shame?

So far, a lot of this is reminiscent of Eddie Izzard and The Simpsons. Like, "changed enough to avoid a lawsuit" reminiscent. Except that thing about flags maybe verbatim from Eddie Izzard's HBO special. Oh well, good work, keep posting.

oh this is HILARIOUS. I love your depictation. Great comedic scenes...plz do a another one soon!
~Chrissy

Yay! I don't have to take US History again now!! ^_^

I do American Studies and this is just briliant! I especially liked the part about Plymouth Rock and the part about the Boston Tea Act. No, I loved every part!

you are the funniest author on this whole dang site! keep 'em comin'! i love it!

hey your story was hilarious. i dont think ive eaver read a story that was about history that was funny. your a good writer. i think you have talent.

Also, I'm glad to see the white people get bashed so much.

HAHAHAHA!

AG1: "So basically you want us to shout no taxation without representation for rich white guys with land?"

That's pretty much how it was back then. Hehe!

this story is hilarious!! i liked the im civilized you are not part best!

wow, that's great. our ** country. isn't it interesting that all "great american heroes" enslaved and/or killed a bunch of people? it's horribly shameful to admit being from a country that has a large history of mass murder and such. this is very good. maybe i'm overreacting about this country, and then again, maybe i just like to make fun of myself.

question: are you British, Democrat, a fench, or do you just hate america and like to make fun of it?