My sister and I have had similar conversations to this... VERY similar... it's hilarious to think of what it'd be like to live in a literal Hell.

NO! By the title, I woulda LOVED to read this one! Evil psychopath... evil...

Sure Simon. I have reviewed so many times and I will review so many times again. as soon as you tell me why the hell *snickers* why the hell * laughs * why the dude laughs when ever the cheif says *braces himself* hell...
I like this part that goes "
Chief: Good. Now, if they begin rioting- -
Officer: So, that would mean all Hell has broken loose?"
Grand part that is...
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Hey!
You prolly don't even remember me :(.
It's not my fault, my computer died.
Oh well.
I miss your work! It really is good!
I'll most likely be submitting more reviews to your stuff now that I have a computer--but I can't talk to you because we got XP and I'm 'restricted access', no aol or msn for me :(.
Good job!
-jinx

lol funny crap is all U have to say simon

*Throws a review in to remind herself she read the story*
What's the past tense for 'read'? *Shrugs*

well, i think it was over 100 reviews before i started, so i don't feel responsible for the next chapter. i'm like, review happy. i single handedly (actually, i type correctly, so duo handedly) gave some idiotic story (jk) (actually, not jk) over thirty reviews because i have an obsession for reviewing every friggin' chapter of a story if i think it's funny. or, was funny in the beginning. i haven't written any original fiction in weeks- i've been too busy reviewing. FREAK OF NATURE!

hardy-har-har.

ew...
that was nasty.
i was kind of hoping to see harry potter's friends beaten to death with sticks.

I fell off my chair for real this time. You know how when you're trying to hold laughter in, and then you're shaking from trying to hold it in, and then your face turns purple and people ask if you're okay, and you try to nod, but the motion is too much for you, and so you fall of your chair, convulsing? Or is that just me...

it's funny. so funny, in fact, i shall not review again until i reach the last chapter unless something is HYSTERICALLY funny.

waefacven jaweogih
sorry, that was the man who lives in my pointer finger. he didn't like the story. i shouldn't ever read aloud to him. he doesn't every like stories, unless they're about diminutive men who live in a woman's pointer finger. and there are VERY few stories about that. also, he doesn't speak english. he speaks malwagi, used primarily in tribal south africa. the above is a very loose phoenetic spelling of the malwagi words which translated into english mean, "i say, 'ha!'."

MWAHAHAHA. i've been to hell. (and back mind you) AND IT WAS FROZEN OVER! it's right by Pinkney!! O.<
MWAHA.
(^~.~^)

it's stupid, and not funny. Actually, that's a lie, make another chapter!

The people have spoken. They want more short pointless mediocre comedy!
Now about this chap. It was funny but I bet you could of done more with the concept.