Sometimes I wonder how pple can be so stupid. You're a horrible person. To bad you got such a writing talent. Good things are wasted on the worst of pple. *sigh*

That was beautiful. Wish I was an evil dictator; that one really inspired me. Don't wanna die like him though. Charred insides aren't my thing.

Great work.
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You will like it!

Hey, thanks for your interest in my critique! I will have a critique to you a.s.a.p.! Sorry if it takes longer than you'd like!
I will be critiquing this one, since it's your first. And you want me credentials, aye? Well then, I've been hired by two restuarant businesses to write inspirational/motivational essays, took publicist and creative writing courses, had a critique teacher whom advises my outlook on structure as a whole, take many writing courses, been published twice and I review essays/shout stories/whathaveyou with my AP English teacher each Wednesday after school. Whew! I hope you still want me to do this. Let me know!
Not without respect,
Miss Fae

haha. i know exactly how you feel.

*laughs until he falls over and hits the floor* What can say, what can I say, this is hilarious! I've always wondered what I'd be like to be a supervillian because I'm kind of a rogue, and this is just perfectly in the mind of one straight from the movies or a comic book! *finally manages to get himself under control* Oh yes, btw, thank you for the review, however I would like to explain my position futher as I only had 500 words to do so since this piece was originally for school. So if you would please check back and read the last part of my bio, I would like just to say a bit more on maybe what I MEANT to say if I had more space to write. Trust me, I'm not trying to offend, just redemption, thats all. Thank you in advance.

Very quirky and funny. (What does "quirky" mean? I thought it sounded good in this context though.) But really, it was good... better than most on this FictionPress archive. M.. I want to rule the world as well. But not quite like this narrator means. =)

you're good. hahahaha... i love a good tale of sinister thoughts. hahahahaha...

Ah isnt that everyones dream.. if only my master plan of using an army of platypi and mongeese could happen... ::sigh::

Very well written, Nice word usage and phrasing.. i lurve it. I would write a longer review but i am tired... and such.

Very good!

Puck.

Nice! I liked it ALOT. Insanity is so much FUN becuase you can excuse so many things...mbwahahahahahha. but this was incredibly well written and funny. congrats on the award, you definately deserved it.