ohh, that was a good laugh... Wait, you were serious? Nah, anyway, the best part was the EVIL undead, and EVIL sidekick Dragon, and a lot of meaningless romantic scenes and random dragons in the middle... Thanks, I needed that... Oh, if it does work, i'll bargain with you... I'll give you 15% of what I make, much better than 50 don't you agree??

Why did you have to tell people about the adhesive? I just bought a book, and I can't put it down. Literally! It is stuck to my hand! It... won't... come... off!...

Hehe...humourous..."The (noun) of the (noun)" made me laugh so hard. Good stuff...

Damn this was funny. ^_^

*sells a book laced with pheromones for a half million to Samamtha*

>:)

I loved how you showed all the qualities in a fantasy story because I it helped me in my fantasy story.

I loved how you showed all the qualities in a fantasy story because I it helped me in my fantasy story.

I loved how you showed all the qualities in a fantasy story because I it helped me in my fantasy story.

I loved how you showed all the qualities in a fantasy story because I it helped me in my fantasy story.

::Is not yet finished laughing:: Oh, you are good. You pinned everything, from the insanely complex names to the entire contents of section I... it just rocked. I cheer loudly for you!

Ops. Bad addy, there. It's http://w.livejournal.com/users/synparity

I'm reccing this in my lj: http://w.livejournal.com/users/synparity - I hope you don't mind... I found it terribly amusing.

Good... if you're persuing a career in writing it's good to have people help you... I've given up.
I don't have what it takes.

~*S.J. Winter*~
ex writer

That was hilarious! I love the summary/teaser guidelines and the title suggestions, those were really funny.

This is funny! I will use the tips... but you get NO MONEY! *evil cackle*

I don't write Fantasy but this was amazing and made me laugh. At least now I know what to do next time I receive the urge to write fantasy! Brilliant.