-=cocks head to once side=- They got to you didn't they? -=nods sadly=- The parents, therapists, friends, someone. Hey, it's never all that bad. Nobody can erase your insanity forever. -=grins=- And Nite...well, that shit happens. I can tell you by experience. You still kick total ass, by the way.

I feel your pain. I hate snow, too. As it's covering everything! Graw! And it's freezing in the library that I'm at.

that was...interesting

wow your like me... teef!

fun is this all about you? i'll guess i'll find out.

P.S. from my other review--

I advise against having the idiot flamer's soul because it's probably contaminated...

RE: "i hate you. you're writing sucks, and you are soo annoying. do everyone a favor, and just lock yourself in your room, and don't ever come out."

This just infuriated me. I don't really like to review, not because I didn't like the story but because I can never think of anything to say.

However, upon seeing this, I had to comment. This person is just ridiculous!! First, this story (well...rant)had me laughing almost to tears. Your insanity (and I mean that in the kindest possible way) is possibly--probably--*definitely*--one of the funniest things to read about I've ever seen. I've enjoyed every single chapter of this, and judging by the obvious lack of any other reviews like this one, so did everyone else. So the only person you'd be doing a favor by "locking yourself in your room and never coming out" is this idiot (who by the way has the dumbest e-mail address I've ever seen). And if he/she/it/none of the above didn't like it, why the f**k would he/he/it/none of the above/all of the above/a combination of two or three of the above/whatever have read so far? Jeez, some people are just so...frickin'...STUPID!!

P.S. I know this review is a bit late, and the story/rant hasn't been updated in over a year, but I'm hardly ever fast enough to review stories hot off the press.

--J.J.

Hmm...i perfer pencils, only the clickable ones though. And I can prudly call the blackboards; blackboards, because at my ex-school they are black...except for when the teacher dosn't clean them...*eye twitches* god I hate it when they're not clean...
-blood red stain

I'm somewhat like you, I know what it's like. But what the hell is a spork?

indeed, we have all learned a valuable lesson in this chapter. never live wear it snows. thank god for southern california. there is no such thing as winter here. we have the seasons categorized like so:
spring = mid-way fall/summer
summer = summer
fall = summer
winter = fall

.>
I like snow...
could it be that i live in California, land of eternal summer/autumn?
Alas.
That was good. god i love reading your rants. they just grighten up my day and remind me that i'm not alone in misery and world-loathing.
toodles!

XD lol. yes- snow bes bad. we had it for a week- then it was all sweet spring like weather- than it came back -_- gah...but it didnt survive (mwahahahah...serves you right,stupid snow) the weather had been so warm that the snow the evil weather man forecasted was more like slushies falling from the sky...heh...that was...odd. but ne waiz.please continue with you story, its really really really good.
*black throws slushie at nite*
...um...right...well please update your stories asap...and tell
your brother if he does anything like
that again i will send black after him.
-_- ...^-^ please update asap!
-Dark Nekochan

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaa. haha. haha. ha. heh. heh heh. ha. heh. *laughs uncontrolably, the laugh is a whole bunch of "heh"'s*
u finnally updated
i am proud
summore pleeze!

Geez, don't listen to a bunch of dumbasses on the net. Anyone who has to hide behind their screen and make a big deal on a review page that everyone can see so that they can feel like a big shot is just a fucked up little coward with an opinion not worth listening to. DO NOT LISTEN TO THEM!
Okay, now that we have that out of the way...
I've been reading your story for quite awhile (way back before fictionpress.net was its own site).I don't think I've ever reviewed before though.
I never read the originals, but my sister (negative creep or whatever if is on here now) got me interested in your story. Your's is the only original I've ever read on this site besides my sis's, so your story MUST be good. In fact, it defines the word good (and humorous, for that matter.)
Okay, over the summer, our crappy internet blew out. (It's still blown out. I have to write this at the library.) Well, when we started using the libary's internet, you had stopped updating. I'm guessing this is because of the flame. (or flames. I don't know, but I don't feel like flipping through your reviews.)
I say just ignore them. Who cares what people on the internet say? Or anyone for that matter. The point is that a lot of people (remember: not everyone reviews) love your story and look forward to it. I know I do. You say what everyone is thinking when they're pissed off or just thinking random thoughts. I think, as corny as this sounds, that people who read your story need someone to say all of that wacky stuff that goes through our heads or do what we want to do and tell everyone about it.
So there: that's your reason. It's your responsibility to keep writing for your readers because somebody needs to say it, and that somebody is you. (I know, I know. Really corny.)
I doubt this will change you mind much since I'm sure someone has already said something along these lines (I hope so because you need to hear this), but I REALLY DO hope you'll start writing again. I really, really look forward to reading more. Bye, Neini (& Nite).
~Ikhny Gner

i think that this story is great...only thing is you havent updated in 5 months. if you update i will giv you cookies and cream ice cream party. oh yeah i think your website is pretty cool. ieven have a old story i put up there. any way please continue.
P.S. cool i'm the 100 person to review this.^_^V