Good, but not as good as your hands rant. But this is because you stuck to a theme. If your simply allow your inner squirrel to roam where it wills instead of directing its wrath at the masses of good-looking stupids (annoying as they are), you will truly discover... um... something, I'm sure. This mad time of high school hypocrisy, misplaced idolatry of the mediocre, raging hormones, and burnout will, I'm told, eventually not be here anymore. For which I will praise Allah. Unless we all flunk every class from here on out. Which quite frankly I find unlikely since rather less intelligent people graduate every year. ANYWAY - erm - don't like to criticize, but you should probably stay away from stereotypes and blanket statements. I've had serious problems with them in the past. Yeah.

Acedemic excellence?
A good piece though and,although I have never een to an American school, it sounds familiar.
Wear silly clothes to school, that can work.

This is awesome! Clean, intelligent, and yet as funny as anything else. Great work!

*faints* not the...the..left socks!
*hides all socks in a remote corner of the albatross cage-i mean sock cupboard*

are you telling me pandas and squirrels shall run this world and my big white seabirds shant get a look in! ALBATROSSES ROCK! they rock my socks right off my feet *pulls socks on, remembering pandas*

well next time a dangerously large flock of seabirds flies into your room and eats YOUR carpet dont come crying to me!

anyway..Heh. sodd the popular. in the nicest of ways. freak power. go hug some trees. (dont laugh. i currently have the peace sign imprinted on my forehead)

a highly amusing piece. ill come back to it next time i need a laugh :)

I enjoyed your rant quite thoroughly.
Keep writing or I'll send evil ninja pandas after you.

Be cautious. They have been known to steal people's left socks in the dead of night.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!



I love you. ^_^

I beg to differ. I am popular and am almost none of those things. *Or am I* maybe I was brain-washed by the ferrets to think I was like wierd. AH

hehe i really like this, its jsut great! hehe i really like teh first paragraph, but thats just me. i think this ia all well written and there is nothing i would change about it

Wow, I thought me and my friend were the only ones who called people Lemmings! The only thing is, i dont get if you use lemmings as for us, like the outcasts, or the populars, cause that's what they are in my school, the popular kids, cause they'd follow each other off a cliff if it was "cool". anyways, that was a really awesome funny thing, that's so true.

Lol! I like it! Good point! Eh..I dunno' what else to say but...*drools* Eh, squirrels rule! ^-^

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Weird people are awesome!
crayons!
Go lemmings!

heh...very good story...i hear you...probably one of the most rewarding experiences ever would be to criticize teenagers in public (and private) school nowdays. keep up the good work!

Very sarcastic. Love it. Who knew, someone who thinks like me.

Very good point you brought up.

Hmm... quite cynical, biting... I LIKE IT!
This, of course, could be lenghted to describe the idiocy of some people in the vast wasteland of a sea known as a student body. It's good. ^_^