I have never attended a Christian school, but this poem made me laugh. It's funny, kind of satirical. I know what you mean.

I don't like the idea of Christian schools and "born-again" Christians. Not because I have anything against Christians, as I'm a faithful Lutheran, but because they are so narrow-minded. And I actually know someone who thinks that way...and who told me that sleeping in a bed with someone is as bad as having sex with him. (By the logic of which, BTW, I have committed incestuous acts with my brother when we were children sleeping in hotel rooms in the same bed.)

Nice work. Again, not the kind of work I normally like, but you pulled it off pretty well. I like the sarcasm and exaggeration...at least I hope you were exaggerating. It's good for dramatic impact...

Wow. You seem pretty angry. But I agree completely with you. Some people definitely are a little wacky when it comes to restrictions.