Interesting story. Don't feel stupid; I've done much stupider things than that. I repect your endeavor to help a plant. Sorry it didn't turn out as you planned. It makes a good story, though.

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lol... i'm sorry... i've never done anything that stupid before... almost lit a desk on fire at school... but thankfully they arent real wood, lol

HAHAHAHAHAHA! OOps. Sorry. Hmm. You have a really great writing style, and you really made this bad experience into something funny. Good job.

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You wrote the story very well, it flowed very nicely. You should write more storiest with greater meanings!

*hits self for laughing.* I'm sorry. But, noone said you were gifted athleticly, just literarily. I've done weird stuff to myself too. Like getting to watch my raidial artery pulse. (not squirt, pulse). So, we're all glad you survived, and have typed to tell the tale.