Not really funny, but I liked how you set up the poem, framing it with "should have [ violent action ]". One thing, though... You do this weird shakespeare thing by putting 'did' in front of a...um...verb? (I haven't taken grammar in ages. Sorry) Anyway, when I saw it, it kinda shook me out of the rhythm of your poem.

Maybe I should do the reviews when I'm less tired. Then they'll actually make sense...