this is awesome!
i love it, its so twisted and sick,
truly amazing.
you are really good at rhyme schemes,
rhyming and your vivid imagination are your two best qualities for you poetry.
i can rhyme too! so go take a poo, or my voice will make you, go to the loo, in a shoe, or slip in goo

so there!

*lol* hell, I love this poem *giggles*

Haha! Good! I really liked the rhyming scheme you used...

-Emma

lol! that was simply marvelous! if my smile gets any bigger it's going to split my face in half and i think *slaps hand over heard and concentrates* yes! even my heart is smiling! :P even with the humor set aside, this was an absolutely superb piece of poetry. excellently written, no doubt about it. you are hands down the best ficpress Random Rhymer i know - how on earth do you do it?! it's always so perfect in both rhythm and rhyme yet it has no structure?!? *sigh* you must be superhuman or something. :P the names of your characters were positively delightful, old chap. ;) alright, so i absolutely adored ALL of this, but these lines really hit the marrow of the funny bone for me: "of that inflated over-rated long debated dandy liar" (which is also the favorite of favorites), "to chat on needle point and cats," "like bad breath from a grizzley bear" (second place by a hair :P), and "because his last step missed the sticky floor and added to his woes." again, splendid job! *tumultous applause* because of this i am quite certain that i shall be smiling like a maniac for the rest of the night. cherioe! :D