M happy happy happy. I love your rant. Hee hee. I must go research the tribes of retired congressmen and discover what drug they were given which caused them to become feral and how soon the Prez will be addicted to it. Or at least how long ago he started taking it. I disagree about part of it, though. The best thing to prod politics with is a forty-foot pole. That way it will react and respond to the crisis by uniting red and blue to face the onslaught of poke. This would create purple, which is the best of all possible colors, so I would be happy. Moo. Thank you for your rant. It made me happy. You should make a collection of rants and publish them. For me. Muahaha.

Well, I see that caffeine is a dangerous thing. I knew it was dangerous, but I never had any idea that it was that dangerous. But there are a few things I need to get cleared up. I'm Presbyterian, were you insulting them, or comlementing them? I'm also Republican. Were you insulting them, or complementing? But other than that, I love this story, i love caffeine, & yes, i love my hands.:)

adios:)-HF

what a unique talent we have here...

"Then run like the wind when the lions escape and, bent on unholy notions of terror such as ripping and mauling, chase you down the street as you shriek maniacally in abject terror." LOL!

Oh, my gosh! My Hartnell pool story actually got a review! I shall now promptly faint. Lol.

wow, that was awesome...
dare i say the best ramble i've heard in years? (yes, i do dare, i do)
i look forward to reading the rest of your stories

My god do you need help!! You are very funny though. I love you stuff. The three C's rule, I must add

oh, i like taht. thats funny. *grin* how did you come up with something like that?

hello. i like this one. this is the first one i've read since i just joined about (looks at watch) hm, seven minutes ago. whoa. seven minutes. that means i read this in five. YAY! how much caffiene did you have any way? REALLY LIKE THE STORY!

Ravage Blue