How exceedingly weird. But, I like it. Randomly. Because I am insane.

It's funny, in a wierd way.

You're pretty cocky for such a crappy writer. It's the most irrelevant piece of writing I've ever read...well maybe not EVER...but top 5.
Oh and one more thing:
This didn't really speak to me...

damn funny best addaption ive heard eva

99 bottles of non-alcaholic beverage on the wall...
I should try writing something early morning to see what I get.

okay...

LOL...mybe I'll start singing it on the bus...*sings*99 Bottles or beer on the wall...

HAAHAHAHA! BRILLIANT! All insane ideas like that come from 1 or 2 AM... evil, evil insane humour takeover time... and hyperness if you are me... whatever...

Mage Kitty ^^

Kind of weird...I'm not actually sure what i think of it!

crazy! And yet strangely compelling...

Ok this is just not right. Sorry, but damn. Who drinks blood next to me and my nieghbors. We are the last Vamps around

*blink blink* I have to go with J. R. on this one. Grossly morbid, kinda pointless... yeah, J. R. had it right, I'm thinkin'. (Nothing against your skills, of course. ^_^)

This is, without a doubt, the most compelling argument against drinking that I've ever seen. ;)

Fun

"28 pieces of glass on the floor
28 pieces of glass
Ran with no shoes
Nothing to lose
28 bloodied shards on the floor"

I dunno why...But this was the part that got to me. Hmm...Maybe I'm just sadistic like that?

Oh well, bravo on the...uh...story? -shrugs- I bow to you, the mistress of comedy!