This was GREAT! loved it!

Interesting (I see you are a fellow ST fan), it has a hint of Douglas Adams to it... and I do love Mr. Adams' work.
Scarily... that's almost how Scientology was started. I believe it was a bet between L. Ron Hubbard and a fellow writer... Hubbard said he could make more money if he started a religion... It's amazing what people will believe...

\M/ >.< \M/ SiCk!i
Nice, and SO funny!
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¬_¬;; No, but I think a magical talking goldfish might just do the trick, dunno bout jam!
X-Ben-x

Hey, a little bit different from your other stories that I have read. However it was up to your usual high standards!

OMG STEPH!
I JUST REALISED WHO YOU WERE, AND WHERE YOU GOT THOSE NAMES!!
*Laughs*
That'll teach Andy for being such a jerk lol!
Ben.

Hey, this is turning out to be both interesting, and VERY funny!
Thank you for my reviews!
Keep up the good work!

Oh my gosh, this is one of the funniest things I've read in a long time. Tom and Helen really show how...um...intelligent people can be. Wow. Sure men do worship Britney Spears, but the can is pretty interesting. It's a creative version of a cult, without making it too crazy to stand reading. It's hard to come up with a ridiculous religion, and how to make it make sense:D ROTFLMAO

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FINALLY logged onto to FictionPress.

FINALLY worked out that you had updated..

So I reviewed!!

^_^ Tom and Helen.. Those poor misguided souls.. As least I worship a video game character.. A little more believeable... Kinda.. lol

Anyhoo, ANOTHER great chapter, I really can't find anything wrong with it, all is perfecto!!

More soon, and I will try to review earlier next time. lol

HAIL THE CAN!

Luv Jessie + Chibi-Vash
-High Priestess and Priest of the Fayth of Auron-

Interesting and funny. *grins* I need more. Post soon! :-D

Alae

That's GREAT!! I want to see the holy texts!! You know, me and 3 of my friends fully intend to get together sometime and write a book, then bury it for someone to find and worship hundreds of years later. I love this. the funny part is it's not that much stupider than Christianity.

haha. funny.. ::wipes away tears:: Great approach on religion, with the cult and all. The two men remind of the boys from '0 Brother Where Art Thou?' but that just may be me.

Hehehe. This was very funny. Tom and Helen must be extremely gulliable. Still, I was thinking you should have a holiday on the day that Pepsi was invented. This is so funny! Just make sure that Helen and Tom have to pay money for this enlightenment, since that was the original purpose.

Twisted humour at its zenith. I wonder where I can sign up for this marvellous revelation in can-worship?

I attemped to found a religion once. Unfortunately, there seems to be an inordinately small following for Gwenllian, Goddess of Vinegar and Swine, She who Smiteth the Ignorant. Especially amongst Americans.

Ah well, excuse my rambling. But do get on with the next chapter. Or I shall smite -er- well, not thee. That would be slightly counter-productive. Perhaps a mid-sized Bulgarian city? Or a pigeon.

BWehehehehehe...

LOL more!! Andy and Joe, rather familier, lol, anyhoo, conyinue, it was funny, and well, I WANT THE CAN!! fuu fuu fuu!

Luv Jessie + Chibi-Vash

Heheheheheeheheheheheheheheheehehe! This is so funny!