Ahaha.
You're right; it IS only funny if you've read it.

Good thing I have.

Great job, it's hilarious! :)

haha, glorious.
jin is in his prime making satirical fun of people. or literature.
this guy says "gentlemen" a heck of a lot though. is that supposed to happen?

I don't know much about it, but it sounds like something you'd write. The writing style is pretty good. I'm more drawn to the virginia woolf prose type of thing, but this is good. It has you written all over it.

"I am a sick man...I am a spiteful man. I am an unattractive man."

VS

"I am a smelly man...I am a putrid man. I reek of fish and spoiled cottage cheese."

Excellent parody...one of the funniest I've ever read. Dostoevsky would've been proud ;)