i thought this was inspired (Shakespeare material)slide to the left take it back now yall one hop this time left foot lets stomp right foot lets stomp now freeze KRISS CROSS KRISS CROSS

Seriously though there are good deals on welsh corgies, or you could get a golden retriever... or if your one of thooses ppl get like a french poodle. Your writing manages to rise above it's subject wich is good, but considering what the subject is, that's none too hard :-P