|Reviews for So You Want to be a Silly Catholic|
| Ajariel the Bloody 1/10/07 . chapter 1
Wow, I adore this! Are you serious when you say you'd put more? Please do, this is awesome!
-Ajariel the Bloody (Feel free to email me if you feel like further discussing the matter)
| emizulu 8/28/05 . chapter 1
M tasty! I'm glad I read through the reviews first, and saved myself a bunch of typing about the differences between extremists and stuff, yeah, I forgot where I was going.
But as long as you aknowledge (ugh, I really detest spelling that word, I always get it wrong!) that point, then you're absolutely free to create funny little pieces like this.
I think that the Church is corrupt (I'm pagan btw, but not even), but can you blame them? I mean, they're following something that was pretty much revised by the ancient Romans; and everyone loves power!
I found your formatting very interesting. All in all, nice wittyness (is that a word?), and the bit about Darwin was absolutely brilliant. :D
| prettynutter 3/29/05 . chapter 1
I can understand where you come from, but I think it would be better if your assumed less
| BehindGreenEyes 11/9/04 . chapter 1
Pretty cool, I must admit. I'm a Catholic (for now) but only cuz im under my parents control (well, somewhat) but, I like it. Veddy veddy goot.
| servatis-a-pereculum 11/9/04 . chapter 1
"And if you see Darwin, tell him to get down here so I can whoop his lying ass. "
AHAHAHAHAHA my favorite part of the whole thing xD
i love this!
| Greek Pagan 9/2/04 . chapter 1
Excellently put (and true for every flavour and size of Christians, not merely the Catholic ones)!
Well said and done!
| Anon 7/20/04 . chapter 1
You obviously don't know much about Christianity _ budy. I can't help to think what happened in your life to make you this bitter. _ However, I would like to say as a Catholic, you should not judge anyone by religion instead of meeting them, who knows you could meet someone just as sadistic as you _. Anyway, about your piece; it needs a little work, it doesn't flow right, I mean it's in poetry, it shouldn't be because this is not poetry. You could change it into poetry though, if you like. ( Reformat it) However, my friend and I will be praying for you in any case. _
| fugiguru 6/18/04 . chapter 1
don't express your opinion. as a "silly catholic" it is quite obvious that i hate you, your "animal familiars", charles darwin, science, the buddhists, and that bastard galileo, along with pretty much everyone else, because i HATE opposing beliefs. can't stand them. also, if you reply i WILL curse you to satan and, as jesus fully supported violence, finger my wwjd bracelet, do exactly as he would have done, and call down a mother of a thunderbolt on your head.
that's what you wanted to hear, right? probably helps you to ignorantly generalize more...
| Hot5exyanarchist 5/11/04 . chapter 1
That is insanely funny. It is awesome. And all true!
| Sara Bickley 5/2/04 . chapter 1
You've captured the tone, the attitude of this kind of person down to a tee - I say this as an Catholic who sometimes wishes I didn't have to share my religion with fools.
| embracethedark 3/18/04 . chapter 1
Ok, i love this more than anything else i've read today. Insanely funny. Love your sense of humor! (and for the most part i agree about Christianity; i was raised catholic but came to my senses a few years ago. Much to the dismay of my mother).
| andrea 2/3/04 . chapter 1
LOVED it...hilarious and sarcastically accurate. ;) I was actually raised an atheist...sorta. Or maybe just raised a cynic...perhaps they're mutually inclusive. Anyway, nice work, I look forward to more. If you haven't already (and I suspect you have) I advise you to check out god It amused me, perhaps you'll feel the same. ;) As one ninth-grader speaking to another, great writing!
| Kelpylion 11/12/03 . chapter 1
I'm a Catholic. Damn, this was hilarious. Mwehehehehehe. I think you expected, or even wanted, to offend, but, c'mon, we all have to laugh at ourselves now and then. I will admit, some of this is so true. Though I have never heard Satan mentioned in a contemporary American Catholic sermon. Sh...it's taboo.
Just to point it out (though I know you know this already) most Catholics aren't like this. Actually, even the pope doesn't express some of those views(!) Even though it's his job to be stubbornly, singlemindedly conservative about the world.
And someday, I'm going to write a satire of athesism. *Evil Little Grin*
| Razor Sharp Kisses 9/20/03 . chapter 1
Hey, I enjoyed this. I enjoy all of your work. It's insightful, logical, and satirical. I find your work to be interesting and not offensive at all. O_o So then because I don't want to be a silly Catholic, am I going to spend an eternity in a fiery pit of sulfur?
This was very entertaining.
| Lady B.V Rose 9/14/03 . chapter 1
I agree TOO much! I am a Confimed Catholic...and I think its the biggest pile of crap ever! I mean, yes, I do believe in God and all that shiz...but everything the Catholic Church says is so fake..."You miss ONE (Yes ONE) mass, you're going to hell...you have ONE piece of fun, you go to hell"...Stupid innit? T_T That's why I like my made up religion...
Just one point...shouldn't this be under "Essay"?
- Nicole xx (Tell it SLH!)