Congratulations on winning that Review Marathon, of course, so here is your mandated prize. (Well, technically only half of your reward).

I couldn't write a poem to save my life. I avoid writing them and, when I can, I avoid reading them. This is out of my hands now, but I can honesty say that I picked the right one to review out of the multitude. I still couldn't write a humorous poem, but you did it quite successfully.

Haiku's can be tricky because you have to stay within the syllable parameters. You did that, made it funny, and the facts are actually true. The milk one was my favorite. Good stuff, my friend. (I actually had to look up really fast how to spell syllable. Duh!)

gum is pretty funny, they're nice haikus.

M...Ketchup Crispers. And really, anyone who does chocolate haikus is okkay in my book.

I can only agree. This one made me smile.

*sniggers* talk about a pick me up, that's just what I needed right now... a laugh thanks _

AWW, these are so cute! I love haikus.
-Violet

Aw. Too cute.

lol! this is cute! making me hungry...

I can tell when you wrote this! _ But they are all wonderful! Ritz crackers are tasty!

Ditto...my favorites are chocolate chip or white chocolate.

Indeed they're filled with calories...but they're so good. I just like hearing soda fizz when you pour it from a bottle or a can.

Chocolate sounds good right about now...

amen to chocolate! lol they're all really cute, i liked them

love all your food haikus *.* i love food! (well milks okay)

Hi,

I like your work alot! Please read and review my poetry and fiction.

Thanks :)