Heh heh. Decently funny, though there didn't seem to be a plot... just quaffits destroying the world. Just wondering, how DID the evil doctor make so many quaffits? Perhaps they multiply when they drink water... kinda like that episode of Captain Planet.

Hahaha... I love it! This is really cute, and funny! Great job with the quaffits... they sound like tribbles on crack - I love it!
Also, just to let you know, Mr. Survocheeksvienter is the most ultra-cool name EVER... righteous good fun!! Righteous good fun!!

lol! This a hilarious piece and I thoroughly enjoyed it. I find "quaffits" to be very amusing little creatures. :D Interesting!

LOL! Very good, Chris. Very funny.

LOL! That's great!

Chris, whose last name I know. (your bio wont say what it is...) I love this story. I honestly think this is my favorite thing of yours. Well, with the possible exception of the monthy Cardinal Chuck in The Breeze. This story makes me laugh, just like you do, only it's your face that makes me laugh...so I guess there's a difference. At any rate...Mr. Survocheeksvienter most definatly took over the world. I believe, it and so should everyone.
So...where can I buy a stuffed plush Quaffit?
Keep writing, you're good at it, but I guess you knew that already.
~Kari

Haha! Quaffits are funny. They seem like shag carpeting.

-Grins- Okay, favorite line:
"This green stripe also really hurts if you lick it. For this reason, and this reason alone, licking the quaffit is not recommended."
Sounds exactly like what I tell the kids at the aquarium. "No, sea anemones won't hurt you, because your skin protects you from the sting. However, if you licked it, it would probably hurt, so if you want to lick it, don't do it here."
Eheh.
My only criticism is on your punctuation. It's usually: "blah blah blah," said blah. Note the comma. Also, any punctuation goes INSIDE the quotation marks.
Thanks for the reviews!

The beginning says it all for me:

"Just so you know: The story really isn't true, because if it were, you couldn't possibly be reading it.

The story you are about to read is true."

I don't really see how destroying the oceans would help anyone take over the world, but I still like this story. Could you review me?