... that is just... AWESOME. It brightened my day ^_^ *squishes rat* Bwa ha ha!

lol! That is absolutely insane! But in a good way- made me smile anyway.

Hehehe especially the "...fudge?" bit!

I like how you wrote it in a kinda dialect style- how she speaks rather than standard English kinda thing.

I like it!

Keep writing!

LOL! How very strange . . . I love it! ^.^ Very good - it's just the right mix of bizarre and funny.
Tenika Dargan

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! I can't stop laughing =) This is so funny and I couldn't help singing along while reading it. (I imagined the tune). This is really good. It's so funny!!