Thank you Tenika, If it hadn't been for this guide, I wouldn't have as many friends as I do now.

This is so funny, u dont get any things like this and it made me laugh a lot, thanks for the review - Alyssa

that is very clever...i like it.

i like it a lot.

Beezlebub? I think I read that from Eoin Colfer's "The Wish List"... :)

...I can't say I usually read poetry, so this will probably be the only work I'll review, sorry...

...this was hilarious! ...nice job!

...good luck with your self-revamping.

I know how to kill John Burns! thanks!

I absolutely love it. I tried it on my best friend (who sucks at recognizing voices) and he was so jumpy the next day! Do you think that the using them as jokes against a girlfriend is taking it too far?

Hehehehehe, I don't think I had read that yet! very creative. I just hope I'm not on your death threat list ever! ;)

This is absolutly wonderful. The humor in the thought of writing ramdom death threats to keep your privatcy is wild. Though some people find thoughts like this demented I encourage it completely. good work.

I love it! Esp. "people who laugh should be befriended." I've met some of my best friends through random morbidness.

when i read this i don't know why i had the urge to wanna review.
the most hilarious thing i've ever read! not to mention.. disturbing... ^^
lolz.. i'll be remembering a few things from now on.. ^^

I haven't had a chance to test any of your methods yet, but I can't wait for a chance to, because in small towns, people sure are nosy..

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
That was pure brilliance. There are many comedic writings like this, you know, "how to do" things that are really stupid, but this was pure brilliance!
There was one line:
"To Be or Not To Be: 100 Ways to Kill Josh"
It was a little bit disturbing for me to read it, :-), if you know what I mean... hehehe.
Brilliant, Brilliant!

Hahahaha! *cackles insanely* That was marvelous! ^_^ I shall have to use some of these techniques!
~Rai Dorian

hehehe! very amusing! i love it!
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