Rofl! My favorite lines are these:

- In those days, people were made out of stuff. Like people in Idaho were made out of potatoes, people in Florida were Oranges, and people in Afghanistan were made out of weapons of mass destruction.

and this one:

-But then I found my teeth in a glass full of water next to my bed, so the rest of the story doesn't matter.

Lmao! I loved this story! =] It's so funny!

lol about this line: Old Man: In those days, people were made out of stuff. Like people in Idaho were made out of potatoes, people in Florida were Oranges, and people in Afghanistan were made out of weapons of mass destruction. V. funny - did they even have weapons of mass destruction in those days?

Mr. Spanky? OH NO!! lmao. cool story

Of course he would! I'll have to check out part 2.

I don't like you.

And, script format sux. It requires no talent.

At all.

You have no talent at all, loser.

Goodbye, have the worst day ever.

hey. Like the story. Amusing and a bit of twisted history on the side always make reader such as myself laugh. From LoneShadowP.s. Keep up the laughs we all need them at one point and they never wear out.

HAH! Excellent, the senile are such good targets for mockery!

NICE! that was funny. aren't old men just the most randomness people alive? i mean seriously. i've had a few encounters with old men, where they would come up to me at random places, like at the movies and stuff. they'd start talking to me about politics and about they're lives like two thousand years ago...i got beat up by an old blind man on the subway. he had one of those pole things...anyway, i digress. nice story!

reeks

@_@ Well...You certainly have a great talent for changing subjects in half a breath...

Awesome! That was great. Good job. Compleatly insane! I know a great one that's kinda like it. Hold on a sec...
Here it is:
http://w.fictionpress.com/read.php?storyid=1671631

i think I'll write a review

wow...*blinks* We were made out of potatos once...I'VE BEEN LIVING A LIE!

LOL!

FUNE!

Hitler's dad's last name was Shicklegruber. Can you imagine millions of ppl being led by that nasty mad guy called "Adolf Shicklegruber"?!

*laughs madly*

Honestly. FUNNY. You should also point out his name... XD

Weapons of mass destruction... wow. You really need help. But that's okay! I NEED HELP TOO!

Mesa! < hates humans, is weird, loves machines, and is a crazed spork-worshiping-psychotic-evil-Demented... uh... person-of-DEATH-and-DOOM-and-DOUGHNUTS!

... erh... I mean... DESTRUCTION!


MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!


May we all oneday be sucked into a little teapot of darkness, and witness the deaths of somberero-daunting CHIPMUNKS!

> Sorry if I offended anyone. Really.
I STILL HATE HUMANS! *laughs* I'm too WEIRD to be human! Humans are destructive! Humans are cruel! Humans are ignorant... etc., etc...

Guy: Wow. She's scary. Long and *very* pointless review, too... HEY! she hates humans! I'm a human!

*attack! attack!*