I totally agree with the 'music isn't about being heavy' thing. i know a lot of people who won't listen to anything unless its 'heavy'. personally i can't stand it. I prefer buying albums, but i do download, if its one particular song i want, there's no point in buying a whole album for one song.

DUDE! I LOVE YOU! (I realize that has a stalker-esque quality to it but ignore that fact because it's true-ish) You are possibly the most random person EVER which is saying something because for the longest time I thought I was (the most random person EVER) but you just proved me wrong with the skippy thing... WOW! you should read my story Life As A Teenage Spazz... I don't think it compares to your amazingly awesome humor but it's aight yo (I'm very white and non-gangsterish...)

YOU ROCK MY... FACE OFF!

*Spazz For Life*

(hides face in desk) Well, that will keep me up tonight...

Your write excellent rants, and I can't help but laugh at your Kool-Aid parodies. Hmm...good question...why ARE there never any parents around?

How about a complaint about...what about thos ridiculous entertainemtn shows like Entertainement Tonight, All Access, MTV in it's entirety, etc. Does anyone REALLY need to know how many times Brittany Spears has gotten knocked up this year? If you can, throw something in about "Babymoons"--where celebrity parents take vacations from their own babies. God Brittany, why don't you just EAT Sean Preston and end this insane press hype for all of us?

Just rereading your story, very funny. I love all your rants and complaints. I have a suggestion! How about the cartoon commercials where the character can never have the products? Like, WHY can't Barney Rubble ever have some Fruity Pebbles? WHY can't the Trix rabbit ever have some Trix? WHY can't Lucky the Leprachaun ever have Lucky Charms? They're trying to encourage kids not to share! Arrgh!

Anyways, I love your complaints. Update soon!

funny. very funny. this has nothing to do with tv, but something really annoying is telemarketing and the pre-recorded messages..

I have a complaint: Danimals comercials. I mean, There are these four or five animals, and they're on this mission and it's always about yougurt. I mean, I like yougurt but, who cares you can always get more yougurt!

this thing rocks!anywhoI think that you should write about those stupid eggo waffles commercials!! they freakin suck!

Do me a favor, if you can. Make a complaint.. no... a story about love that fails.

I understand where you're comin' from with this. I agree. I hate it when people think in order for a song to be good it has to be loud and make you go deaf. It annoys me cause I love slow songs and it doesn't really matter to me if it's loud or slow. If it has good lyrics and good sounding music then I'm fine with it. As for the downloding the songs, I tried that once and I hated it. Seriously hated it. By the way, I really like your stories. ^_^

I like slow songs as well and never downloaded a single song in my life. My favorite songs are "Always with you" and "Simple and Clean"(not the frikin remix) which are both hated because theyre not fast or loud.

What's up with that yogurt guy whos always saying "xcellent"? And again, no parents present, at least slightly disturbing if you ask me. And why doesn't anyone on commercials spell anything right? I know teenagers are supposed to be rebels and all, but rebelling spelling is really really low.

This one is the best so far. i like the sarcasm and how you can turn a 30 second commercial into something like this.

This is ridiculously funny. Im seriously rolling on the floor... With the McDonalds one its so funny how them, of all restaraunts, advertise eating well and excersizing. But anyway this is really good so keep complaining!!

Awesome!!

I love this stuff...you know what you should do. You should do something about those pill commercials. You know the ones that tell you all about it and then tells you, you need to ask your doctor about it then lists all side effects thats like a mile long. I know the side effect joke is way over used the thing I find weird is that they tell you this pill is right for you but then they tell you to go ask your doctor about it. I mean wouldn't your doctor know best?

eh well its just a suggestion.

Moon Dance

You know those infomercials that come on so early in the morning that no one but people up on caffeine see. Where they have the one ingenious guy that knows the answers to all and than you have the stupid lady next to the guy and all she does is repeat the same phrase over and over, and sometimes you just want to ring her neck with the flimsy product they're showing--!

Sorry...

Then they paste the face of some ugly chick that has this bizarre smile on while saying, "I don't know how I got through my life this far without the Chicken De-Header 50! It's a miracle!"It's a miracle they allowed her to have so much Botox done on her face!I'm sorry... my rant of the day.Good complaints you've got going on! Hope you make more! ...Er...