I was just poking around here and found this again. I actually have thought of my backpack as "Mr. Packy" whenever on buses since the first time I read this--I think I was still in High school then.

Just thought you might like to know. :)

I love your stuff, it's abso-**-loutly hilarious. Though, I must say, I disagree with chapter 7.

I don't see how any scientist can explain the Big Bang Theory, which is basically that "nothing exploded". I also have a problem with evoloutionary theories. Why, you ask? There is no proof. Never have we found a "missing link". Never have they found concrete, undeniable, PROOF. I can hear you shouting at the computer screen, 'where's your proof about your religion (which is non-denominational Christianity, by the way)??' There is no simple answer.

Many think they have found the ruins of the Ark in Turkey, or that they have definitive proof that Canna really existed, and they know where it is, the list goes on and on. But what does it matter, really? We live in an age of science and skeptism, where everything is under scrutiny (with the exception of our own morals), and everything can be proven wrong by a few studies.

sheer brilliance.

oh man. :D

hunh. forget about bugs then!

How true! I hate when some of the people I know decide to turn part japanese.

weird. on our city buses people always converse.

I. cracked. up. reading that.

sounds like "We Didn't Start The Fire".

oh religion.. what you said is very true. but the reason there is no real proof about God is because it is impossible to prove anything in science. as long as it has not been disproven, it is possible for the thing to be true. because God has not been disproven, he might exist. hmm. just a thought...so. did God buy a wreath??

yea wow. i stared at the screen for the longest five seconds and i still dont get the joke...i think my brain has broked.

you shouldnt hit streetlamps while driving. i hear thats bad.as for you not liking driving... yea, thats weird.

That was the most random poem I've ever read. O_O

-Runs off carrying a pen and a pencil screaming 'INSPIRATION!'-

Amen, brother. Amen.

You know, someone asked me the other day if I supported President Bush. I laughed. Hard.

God protect our troops; God forgive our government.

heheheh.