The first line is clever and funny. Nice work. (I'm tired of writing that. But you write well.)

hm.. I like this one too. It was interesting... very interesting.
my favorite part was
'We go together like electricity and running water'
That was cool!

Something about this is humorous to me. Something I can't quite put my finger on. I like it!

Nice how it was quick and to the point. I liked the bluntness of the end.

LOL! I loved this! This literally made me laugh out loud. Sorry if it's not meant to be funny, but I found it hilarious.
Congratulations. You're on the not-really-much-coveted Favourite Authors list.

lol. A good way to describe how opposites don't always attract. Who came up with that theory anyway? hm...