This is the funniest thing I've read on this site so far. Though your lack of concern for success may be a cause for some alarm, it makes better humor. Make friends with the shy smart kid? I'm not sure that always works out... they're really perverted.

Just something I found particularly funny:

Then reality ran me over like a protestor in Tiananmen Square.

And when you said: As long as nothing is falling off or falling out, doctor's are really unnecessary.

Do you mean doctors (without a '). But the general message is conveyed...

-snort- Oh, this was beautiful. Frankly, I would have given you an A+, as this is such a pretty piece of work.

o_o I'm also a rather bad (or good, depending on how you look at it) procrastinator.

Right now I need to be working on my college admittance essay..."I'll finish it this week! Um...I can get it done over the weekened..."..and finally: "I'll do it before January ends. x_x"

Once again, bravo! This is going on my favorite stories list.

Lol! This is wonderfull! Its me in a nutshell, and I love it. Although, I do care about my clothing ^_^

LOL.This rules. U should make a sequal. And its true another thing is WRITE IN BIG LETTERS. That helps. Or if your are still young enough for teachs to make u write lines use 2 pens. One on each line. Double teh progress in half teh time!

I commend you. It helps people who are too lazy even to figure this stuff out on their own. Haha! I'm glad to know someone else has looked around and reached the inescapable conclusion that hard work is over-rated, unrewarded, and utterly unneccesary. I already knew all this, but still, funny **.

hahahaha! That's awesome. I got a good laugh. It's all true ;0) Nicely written.