lmao. you're crazy, you know that? if you do, then i'll tell you again. you're crazy. and if not, well you do now.
you're so random, and i luv that.
i've got a friend. calls herself smelly shelley. one time we're on a bus, she's eating an apple and i'm watching her. she starts giggling for no apparent reason and then chucks the remainder of the apple below the seat. odd person, she is.
we should get together sometime and compare stories, see who's got wackier stuff.
actually... nah, i'd lose.
so you know the first paragraph where you're sitting in the coffee place when the girl comes in? it reminds me of the scene from daredevil, where affleck's drinking his coffee and this gorgeous lady walks into the room.
yep. am i taking up your review space? oops, i guess i am. but one question. have you seen the movie Finding Nemo? it's terrific. you know dory, don't you? come on, you gotta know her. she's the best, only 'cuz she took lessons from me though. i taught her everything. let me stress the word EVERYTHINg. that's right.
damn, people think i'm funny. but i'm not. you don't, right? you know i'm just messing around with life... hell, you don't even know me. i'm a complete stranger. boo hoo.
right... have fun reading this five minute comment... if you ever get to. i see you're popular with all these other readers, yes? =P
adios!
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that was funny...
the girl reminds me of myself...
not really... i do like to scare random strangers though...

HAHAHAHA! That was funny, thanks for a good laugh.

beautiful i really liked that ... especially when she said "Do you have a mint?"
"Yeah."
"That's a good thing to carry. Nice job."
There was a long pause. ". . .D- do you want one?"
"No thanks.""