AHAHAHAHAHA! That was BEAUTIFUL. Old, I know, but still brilliant. (I can see why your parents were worried. lol) I love how you combine an old-style-sounding tone and diction with contemporary... um, things. Like "online leper." (Wow. My vocab has jumped off a cliff. ^^;)

ANYWAY. Wonderful. Marvelous. Frikkin' brilliant and hilarious. ^^

Good luck with college, and I hope you return to FP soon!

hilarious ^^

I just loved it!

Take that internet!

Wow. This applies so perfectly to so many people I know.

I really love the curses in the last line of each part. Very succinct.

I love it. Your turn of phrase is brilliant!

Brilliant! This made me laugh hysterically.

Amusing clash with the modern and the traditional forms of poetry, as well as the subject it conveys. Bit too prosaic, although I find the vocabulary you choose charming, ie. 'online leper'. You do rant a bit though, and I understand that people tend to do this when they are upset, but do try not to...

i love it update soon

LOL! Gotta love that... oh yeah... I ditched AO Hell about a year ago... never looked back...

don't worry, I don't think you're crazy.

lol

LOL! thats so funny, I love the last lines of each paragraph. hehehe.

Must...not...laugh...cannot laugh...while in...Biology class! Lest teacher ask what I'm doing (while I'm supposed to be researching genetic diseases -.-;;)

Anyways, this is an awesome poem ^^ I can see why your parents are scared. LOL

HA HA HA!! I love this!! Its the story of my life! I'm gonna print this and put it up on my wall in size 300 font.

ah! very good. very funny. I was laughing out loud teh whole way. Good work!
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Lol!! This was reli funny!! Hahaha my dad started giving me weird looks... oh hang on, i think I'm gonna let him have a read of it.. =P

Hey JadeWing! It's Louisa! I love your writing so much.. you are so amazing! Hope you have a great summer, and I'm gonna read ur stories (hopefully if I have time) Luv ya lots!