x3 We all know the Green Jell-O is so pimpin'.

.Kat

Woosh! I've never heard such a slew of wonderful poems about green jello ^.^ rock! I would show this to my friend but she has a horrible fear of green jello...bad acid trip >.

JELL-O! I love your poems! they're so original and funny! my goodness, i think you've inspired me to write a humor!Cheers!

This is so hilarious. Glad you wrote this, it made me laugh...
Aww...laugh...shake...menstruation pains! Geez...
Good job, though. Just think of Green JellO in comparison to Ed from Ed, Edd, and Eddy...o_O oh god!!

Omg that is wonderful! Such funness in Jello! And I swear that thing about the jello and the brainwaves is true, man...because it was on the jello site. :) I love jello! -hugs- Fun fun:)

hahahahaha :: pauses to breathe:: hahahahaha ::snorts:: om my f'ing GOD!
This made me LOUGH out loud! Especilly the rap (cool, yo-yo!) and the last two lines!
Drop a dime
to get your digits
Jelly lime
Fusses and figgets
I speak down deep from my chesty
Because I gots to impress you-so sessky
girl, twirl, let me see you from behind
Now I speak my patented pick-up line
"I want to know if your outer beauty
Is matched by your inner charm my cutey
So, since I am being brave against nerves
Can I get some numbers to go with those curves?"
Hot sauce!
We're talkin tobasco
Hot Sauce!
like a steak - sizzlin'
Hot sauce!
You make me vibrate
Hot sauce!
pour your steamy liquid all over me.
Now I've got to pause
talk you up
This kitty who still has her claws
Cause for joy- yup!
Will you let me be your dog?
Lick your face and your other smile
I want to root on you as if I were a hog
And turn forever from a little while
A am Multi-Dimension
I won't let you fall alone
So give our hips to buried in conversation
I will show you I ant more than jsut a bone.
Give me a home don't wanna roam or buy a cell phone unless it is you the call is from.