Astonishingly brilliant. I could rave on and on about this, but then I'd be wasting time that you could use to write more. Which you should.

Now there's a story that I can type just "xD" into the review for without adding some dumb little intro to my typage of "xD."
xD

Intresting...

Yeah, keep it under wraps, Phil... noone will ever know... except your therapist.
Funny. Really, it was. I can sympathize with the aliens, though... And I wouldn't doubt the chances of that happening.

I like this. You should put a second chapter or something. Whatever. Funny and makes you think. Good.

I'm still laughing. This is great, especially the Mars part. I've always had visions of Martian engineers coming out every time we send a probe there and wrecking it, all the while thinking 'You think they'd learn by now.'
If you could take a look at my story the Intergalactic Soap Opera I would be happy. I swear to god that I didn't copy the Greenland is Unimportant series.
This one is great. I'm going to read it again after I send this...

HA HA HA- no, wait. that's really NOT funny. Haven't the whales taken over yet? Goodness, people are going to think! Be more careful, by gumshoe.
And be wary of ducking bridges.
Actually, this was thought provoking, but I am in no mood to be serious. So, caloo calay, oh frabjous day!

Those pesky Earthlings. When will they learn?? Haha.

Lol. I never really thought about things that way. Great job.

Nice, hehehe

well, ive never really looked at things that way before. and it all makes sense now. thats awesome! great job.

Hahaha! That was really good, nice work.