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Need 'n' Know 2005-06-04 ch 1,	abuseI've always loved elves! Wow... all that for Urgren?! Does elves and humans really bore you that much? Wow. Julia.
davidkwon 2004-09-12 ch 1,	abusehow cute... urr... kind of. This is like a perfect piece although I would hate to be Urgeren, lol. good job, mon and I hope you do become a famous author some day. (maybe you already are)
The Rejection 2004-05-23 ch 1,	abusesnickers I can just see an ogre crooning that to his loved one. Oh my, it was amusing. I felt like it really was an ogre saying it, too.
Earthsong12 2004-04-25 ch 1,	abuseThis is both funny and well written. Good job! And thanks for the review. ^_^
Fargalas 2004-04-20 ch 1,	abuseOK, honestly this was really freaky in a good kind of way. Unique, original, funny in a disgusting way. Orcmen are very hard to please it would seem, considering that they need pelts of beasts and elves' skin. Or maybe they're just lazy and can't do it themselves. Who knows? Keep writing!
Open-Wood-Silence 2004-04-10 ch 1,	abusesmiles I enjoyed this. Because it is presented nicely and I like the rhyming. It seems that only the fair and 'beautiful' get all the fun. Really, this is an interesting piece with a touch of their nature in it. Splendid. Skye
JoseJavi 2004-03-28 ch 1,	abuseits original, but crappy
Bamboti 2004-03-14 ch 1,	abusethis is cool. not in bad way, but this is funny in a way to think that orcs love. Whatever, I'm glad I read it. CA
Tempest Epilogue 2004-03-04 ch 1,	abuseI think this is a very interesting idea, and very original. It's funny how the poem speaks of things that we as humans would find disgusting ("Earrings of polished teeth..."), but as Orcs they might find quite lovely. And interesting point of perspective to read, and very well done. And, thank you very much for the reviews. ~Hencellina
Samekian 2004-02-25 ch 1,	abuseAwesome...great job...I never figured as orcs being the sappy romantic type, but you represented that well here...unique, I love it.
Impressionist 2004-02-18 ch 1,	abusehahah weird. in a twisted way it reminds me of Song of Solomon from the bible. twisted i say, twisted. and beautiful. well done. :)
Just Wolf 2004-02-17 ch 1,	abusei loved how the orc stayed evil, and you used very repellent imagery (eg. "my drum of human hide") even though you were giving the orc real feeling and taking them away from their stereotypical role. that was the success of the poem, you managed to stay wonderfully in orc-character, while bringing through new ideas. your imagery was incredible. i love the cat picture on your bio, btw! its so cute...i have six cats, i can totally relate. your kitty looks gorgeus. and thanks you so much for your review of "you should know".
V. S. Black 2004-02-12 ch 1,	abuseO..my...Elbereth... LOL! I never would have thought.. claps Thanks for the read (and the review).
Bathmat 2004-02-11 ch 1,	abuseWhat a lucky Orcess that Urgren is to have so fierce a suitor!
The B.A.T 2004-02-02 ch 1,	abuse'Tis time to get into the spirit o' reviewin'. Excellently written, and a huge bonus for being morbid. Although I wouldn't have put this under horror. sniff They're just declaring love in their own way. It's not horror to them. voice breaks Why does everyone wanna make them look like they're monsters? bawls and then looks cross And why, exactly, do the elves get to be the canvas of love-making while our hides continually get pummeled with huge, unpleasant sticks? I'm going to work down, and to make sure I read faster, I'm printing out things to take back to my dorm for me to read. -Yusef "The B.A.T." Pittman

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