I like this, the irony is amusing.

good poem - concise, flippantly bitter, with no words wasted which I note is a rare quality on this site. I like.

aw, it is the drastic difference in colloquialisms that makes me say, "aw you're so cute" when i read the line "little drummy bit" simply a difference of continents i suppose. anyway although the content is slightly overused you have really wonderful rhythm which as i've said before is no easy feat. and the way you pull off some little ironicities here and there is beautifully done. awesome! nefaria

Nice job! I love the irony in this. It inspires reflection. . .no, really! "Lock me away, 'cause I'm still sane." Great line.