I can't explained to you how much I love this piece. I love it so much, I'm putting it in my cache of favorite stories. I love stream of consciousness and thought progression- and any writing piece that has chicken, hens with Jordans, and Dubya Bush is one hell of a piece! This made me smile so much, I'm just going to leave it at that.

ok
this is kinda wierd.
i hope you got a good grade in your english class

I would write something about how this made no sense and was utterly crazy, but it made sense to me in my own messed up mind. The ending brought a smile to my face. I like how you kept the story consistant despite having logic running rampant.
-Keilah

Whoa... had to check for a moment to make sure there wasn't a morphine drip in my arm. Very weird; very cool.

~He Who Walks On All Fours

yes, tis very random hehe.

WHE! Insanity!
Bush must go! Evil, Evil!

Awesome. And you turned it in with the swears? Awesomely-awesome-awesomeness. LMFAO...